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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,425thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,671stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,432nd
The First Missir Leupic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Women scare me
Nosress Boura
Influence
Contender
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Missouria

Population8.459 billion

CapitalNeu Palous Sity
LeaderNosress Boura
FaithYeoruism

CurrencyKouin
AnimalCaerdean

The First Missir Leupic of Missouria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nosress Boura with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.459 billion Missir are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Palous Sity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Missiran economy, worth a remarkable 2,201 trillion Kouins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,215 Kouins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 906,688 per year while the poor average 54,373, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

There is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Missiran military, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, old folks yearn for the days when young people saw bloodthirsty death matches with their own eyes instead of through a screen, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Missouria's national animal is the Caerdean, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yeoruism.

Missouria is ranked 10,796th in the world and 23rd in Institute of Cellulose for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.31 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,425thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,671stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,432ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,807thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,859thLargest Black Market: 3,045thTop
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Most Secular: 3,186thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,481stLargest Mining Sector: 3,722ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,287thHighest Average Incomes: 4,657thMost Developed: 4,979thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,432ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,776thMost Influential: 5,783rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,142ndSmartest Citizens: 6,710thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,522ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,828thMost Efficient Economies: 7,977thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,976thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,008thMost Patriotic: 9,259thHighest Economic Output: 10,781stLowest Crime Rates: 10,796thLargest Governments: 12,564thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,791stTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,993rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,367thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,651stMost Inclusive: 21,784thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,136thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,866thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,057thHighest Disposable Incomes: 30,151st
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the region

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