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Most Secular: 3,936thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,184thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,213th
The Monarchist Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Never mess with the Monarchy
Queen Gloria
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Missouria

Population890 million

CapitalNewer Jeffersonia
LeaderQueen Gloria

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalCardinal

The Monarchist Empire of Missouria is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Gloria with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 890 million Missourians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newer Jeffersonia. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Missourian economy, worth 102 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 115,482 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, Queen Gloria has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances, and Queen Gloria's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Missouria's national animal is the Cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Missouria is ranked 12,248th in the world and 10th in First World Order for Highest Poor Incomes, with 93,714.09 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Secular: 3,936thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,184thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,213thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,405thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 11,425thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,982ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,248thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,407thLowest Crime Rates: 12,470thLargest Mining Sector: 14,238thBest Weather: 14,677thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,695thMost Authoritarian: 15,292ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,460thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,485thMost Developed: 15,564thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,789thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,857thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,006thMost Conservative: 18,261stLargest Publishing Industry: 22,253rd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionSafest: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 51st in the regionMost Income Equality: 52nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 54th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 54th in the regionMost Pacifist: 59th in the region

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