Population | 25.502 billion |
Capital | Bainbridge |
Leader | Emperor Constantine I |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | White-tailed Eagle |
The Empire of Valcouria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Constantine I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 25.502 billion Valcourians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bainbridge. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Valcourian economy, worth an astonishing 10,230 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 401,156 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Emperor Constantine I reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, citizens must pay to enjoy Valcouria's pristine beaches, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valcouria's national animal is the White-tailed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Valcouria is ranked 456th in the world and 1st in Anteria for Most Cultured, scoring 511 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Valcouria, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Valcouria, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
- : Valcouria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Valcouria was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Valcouria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Following new legislation in Valcouria, citizens must pay to enjoy Valcouria's pristine beaches.
- : Valcouria was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Valcouria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Valcouria, Emperor Constantine I reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Valcouria was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Lesser Velutaria, Whitmarche, Speke, Foxomexra, Zhousheng, San Calia, The Modern New Spanish Empire, Greater Efrafa, Sab Demenr, Swinas, Bro Wyned, Ariree, Krobach, La Riojania, Anahuac, The Trilla Gang Mafia, and La Montilla.