The Tribal Confederation of Bro Wyned is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Brigitte de Kaer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.147 billion Wynedi live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vannetais. The average income tax rate is 29.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wynedi economy, worth 625 trillion Botons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,789 Botons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, and all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'. Crime is almost non-existent. Bro Wyned's national animal is the Ermine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.

Bro Wyned is ranked 113,229^th in the world and 115^th in Anteria for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,173.37 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.