The The Kingdom of targetwest of Targetwest is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by PRIME MINISTER Nigel Farage with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 5.578 billion Targets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Sunderland. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Targetwestian economy, worth 896 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,702 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany PRIME MINISTER Nigel Farage to meetings with foreign heads of state, and prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Targetwest's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is All FAITHS.

Targetwest is ranked 28,110^th in the world and 78^th in The League for Nicest Citizens, with 19.56 average smiles per day.