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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,118thMost Influential: 8,502ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,131st
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East Reztotzka

Population967 million

CapitalTsentrgrad

CurrencyRouble
Animaleagle

The Federation of East Reztotzka is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 967 million East Reztotzkans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsentrgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.2%.

The frighteningly efficient East Reztotzkan economy, worth 106 trillion Roubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 110,227 Roubles, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, news headlines usually include p-values, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Reztotzka's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

East Reztotzka is ranked 209,357th in the world and 417th in The League for Fattest Citizens, with 9.49 Obesity Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,118thMost Influential: 8,502ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,131stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,967thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,424thMost Developed: 22,618thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,729thMost Cultured: 22,821stMost Efficient Economies: 24,826thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,992ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,112thHighest Food Quality: 25,558thMost Inclusive: 26,594thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,402ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,524thLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,818thMost Patriotic: 30,473rd
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionMost Average: 53rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 56th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 59th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 63rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the region

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