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Nicest Citizens: 3,557thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,634thMost Influential: 3,722nd
The Free Land of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Live free or die
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.78 billion

CapitalNnukwu Ulo
LeaderInnocent Perikeme Arnold

Animalblack panther

The Free Land of Osimiria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Innocent Perikeme Arnold with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.78 billion Osimirians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nnukwu Ulo. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Osimirian economy, worth 876 trillion olaochas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,299 olaochas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, homophobia is off the menu, and the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime. Crime is totally unknown. Osimiria's national animal is the black panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Osimiria is ranked 75,368th in the world and 107th in The League for Most Extreme, scoring 26.86 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Nicest Citizens: 3,557thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,634thMost Influential: 3,722ndMost Inclusive: 3,874thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,910thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,094thMost Pacifist: 4,456thHighest Food Quality: 5,259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,806thRudest Citizens: 5,866thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,144thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,514thMost Efficient Economies: 6,604thMost Cultured: 7,227thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,242ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,466thMost Developed: 7,541stSmartest Citizens: 7,693rdLargest Governments: 7,813thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,300thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,580thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,847thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,214thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,596thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,753rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,852ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,920thHighest Average Incomes: 10,180thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,942ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,014thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,636thLowest Crime Rates: 11,913thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,026thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,255thSafest: 12,625thNudest: 14,976thTop
Best Weather: 17,014thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,111thHealthiest Citizens: 20,530thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,538thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,894thMost Patriotic: 24,495thHighest Drug Use: 26,562ndMost Politically Free: 26,965thHighest Economic Output: 28,703rd
Largest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionNudest: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionLargest Populations: 49th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Patriotic: 62nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Osimiria, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Osimiria, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Osimiria, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Osimiria, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Osimiria, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar.
  • : Following new legislation in Osimiria, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
  • : Following new legislation in Osimiria, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Osimiria, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Osimiria, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Osimiria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.