The Free Land of Osimiria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Innocent Perikeme Arnold with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.78 billion Osimirians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nnukwu Ulo. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Osimirian economy, worth 876 trillion olaochas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,299 olaochas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, homophobia is off the menu, and the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime. Crime is totally unknown. Osimiria's national animal is the black panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Osimiria is ranked 75,368^th in the world and 107^th in The League for Most Extreme, scoring 26.86 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.