The People's Kingdom of Hyetnam is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its digital currency, smutty television, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.428 billion Hyetnamese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charenton-le-Rouen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyetnamese economy, worth 639 trillion Dirs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 186,425 Dirs, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, and clerics remind orphans of their parents' wickedness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyetnam's national animal is the Falco Ruficollis, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hyetnam is ranked 11,705^th in the world and 63^rd in Starlight for Most Developed, scoring 89.68 on the Human Development Index.