The Nation's Directorate of Gibraltir is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lieutenant Governor Joël Battle with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.858 billion Gibraltirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novis Caleria. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gibraltirian economy, worth 890 trillion Gibraltirian Denomination GIDES a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,794 Gibraltirian Denomination GIDES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work, leisure is a crime in ski towns, corporate recruiters have adopted 'at least it's not government work' as their new catchphrase, and the majority whip publicly spanks unruly public servants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gibraltir's national animal is the Common Sandpiper Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Gibraltir is ranked 242,132^nd in the world and 144^th in The Kodiak Republic for Fattest Citizens, with 7.75 Obesity Rate.