The Fattest Citizens in The Kodiak Republic
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Kodiak Republic is ranked 14,063rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
1. | The Megacorp of Dimo | Anarchy | “Leave no one behind” | |
2. | The 😟ฬєเг๔๏ร of OmniGooch | Capitalizt | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
3. | The Xenophobic Capitalist Empire of Communise | Corporate Police State | “By the industry, for the industry.” | |
4. | The Empire of Democratic empire of omniporary | Father Knows Best State | “Idk” | |
5. | The Holy Empire of Kusaca | Capitalist Paradise | “Through fire and ice we shall endure...” | |
6. | The Holy Empire of Fre Trity Andrastos | Corporate Police State | “Work” | |
7. | The Kodiak Embassy of Formosan Foreign Envoy | Anarchy | “Laten we reizen” | |
8. | The Holy Empire of Arbosinia | Corporate Police State | “The warriors shall pave our path to glory!” | |
9. | The Republic of Semi Truck | Corporate Bordello | “Your Load Is Coming In Hot” | |
10. | The Federal Republic of Exaltia | Anarchy | “Liberty United, Freedom Ignites” |