by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The Kodiak Republic

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Kodiak Republic is ranked 14,063rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Megacorp of DimoAnarchy“Leave no one behind”
2.The 😟ฬєเг๔๏ร of OmniGoochCapitalizt“Strength Through Freedom”
3.The Xenophobic Capitalist Empire of CommuniseCorporate Police State“By the industry, for the industry.”
4.The Empire of Democratic empire of omniporaryFather Knows Best State“Idk”
5.The Holy Empire of KusacaCapitalist Paradise“Through fire and ice we shall endure...”
6.The Holy Empire of Fre Trity AndrastosCorporate Police State“Work”
7.The Kodiak Embassy of Formosan Foreign EnvoyAnarchy“Laten we reizen”
8.The Holy Empire of ArbosiniaCorporate Police State“The warriors shall pave our path to glory!”
9.The Republic of Semi TruckCorporate Bordello“Your Load Is Coming In Hot”
10.The Federal Republic of ExaltiaAnarchy“Liberty United, Freedom Ignites”
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