The Democratic Republic of Unitacee is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Oliver Landon McCord with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.752 billion Unitacians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orange. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Unitacian economy, worth 158 trillion Unitace Dollars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,322 Unitace Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, President Oliver Landon McCord is considering changing the Unitacian flag to one with more glitter, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unitacee's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Unitacee is ranked 273,069^th in the world and 168^th in The Kodiak Republic for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.06 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.