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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 358th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 471st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 581st
The Shadow Legion of
Father Knows Best State
I am the Vanguard of your Destruction
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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German Dragons

Population17.333 billion

CapitalInferi' Nova
LeaderHigh Emperor Draconis


The Shadow Legion of German Dragons is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Emperor Draconis with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.333 billion Dragonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inferi' Nova. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient German Dragonsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,336 trillion Drethics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 307,865 Drethics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. German Dragons's national animal is the Wyvern, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

German Dragons is ranked 883rd in the world and 3rd in Nazi Europa for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 23,682.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 358thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 471stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 581stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 631stLargest Insurance Industry: 689thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 736thLargest Gambling Industry: 883rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 941stHighest Economic Output: 988thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,202ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,223rdMost Avoided: 1,268thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,445thMost Efficient Economies: 1,521stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,599thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,610thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,919thMost Cultured: 1,948thMost Armed: 2,370thLargest Black Market: 2,507thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,558thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,840thLargest Retail Industry: 3,152ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,391stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,566thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,002ndFattest Citizens: 4,183rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,599thLargest Populations: 5,353rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,645thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,807thSmartest Citizens: 7,386thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,060thTop
Most Stationary: 9,643rdMost Influential: 10,334thMost Secular: 11,669th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the region

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