by Max Barry

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Lazarus World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Lazarus

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Lazarus is ranked 8,946th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Blue Empire of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Gloom Over Dominated”
2.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalist Paradise“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
3.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCapitalizt“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
4.The Pepperoni People of Possessed GiraffesCapitalizt“Outsourcing Oppression Since 2011”
5.The Kingdom of TreadwelliaCorporate Police State“Mmph mmph!”
6.The Holy People's Republic of Old BasingCorporate Police State“Invaluerit Unitas Unitati In Fide”
7.The Empire of AngbhandCompulsory Consumerist State“Move along, citizen.”
8.The Republic of Nexus Uv EvilIron Fist Consumerists“Nature is made to be exploited”
9.The Commonwealth of CyleiaAnarchy“Strength through Unity”
10.The Cyberpunk Chaos of HeadingtoniaCompulsory Consumerist State“Smile, you're doomed”
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