The Fattest Citizens in Lazarus
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 8,714th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis||Capitalist Paradise||“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”|
|2.||The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Mmph mmph!”|
|3.||The Commune of Neventer||Left-wing Utopia||“Fully automated naked space communism.”|
|4.||The Commonwealth of Cyleia||Anarchy||“Strength through Unity”|
|5.||The Supreme new age nation of Prolonged Suffering||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Casually breaking the world at it's seams”|
|6.||The Misunderstood Fortifications of Liberal Robenia||Capitalist Paradise||“No Cocaine? No gain!”|
|7.||The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants||Anarchy||“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”|
|8.||The United States of Tea Party USA 2||Capitalist Paradise||“Limited Government and Low Taxes”|
|9.||The Empire of Gaberel||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Progress through oppression”|
|10.||The Celestial Empire of Lovable Alien Overlord||Compulsory Consumerist State||“It's as if we abducted your heart...”|