by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Lazarus

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Lazarus is ranked 10,296th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCompulsory Consumerist State“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
2.The Obesotocracy of TreadwelliaIron Fist Consumerists“Mmph mmph!”
3.The Robocracy of AwesomelandCapitalizt“Omnia Merdae Sunt”
4.The Glorious Empire of Burning PantsAnarchy“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”
5.The Empire of GaberelIron Fist Consumerists“Progress through oppression”
6.The Mountain Range of The Snow ShieldCapitalizt“Ad Terminos Terrae”
7.The Holy Empire of DonttreadonmeistanCapitalist Paradise“Don't tread on me”
8.The Jingoistic States of Furious ButtsCorporate Police State“This Is A Terrible Place To Live”
9.The Jingoistic States of DrumpfpocalypseCompulsory Consumerist State“When I think Iím right, nothing bothers me.”
10.The Commonwealth of MainzeAnarchy“In something we just might trust.”
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