by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Lazarus

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Lazarus is ranked 12,720th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Obesotocracy of TreadwelliaIron Fist Consumerists“Mmph mmph!”
2.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCompulsory Consumerist State“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
3.The Robocracy of AwesomelandCapitalizt“Omnia Merdae Sunt”
4.The Glorious Empire of Burning PantsAnarchy“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”
5.The Nuked landmass of Old WastelandsCompulsory Consumerist State“War... War never changes.”
6.The Free Market Plutocracy of New Portuguese EmpireCompulsory Consumerist State“Faber est suae quisque fortunae”
7.The Kleptocratic Dystopia of Ujong MediniCorporate Police State“Kindly pay for your right to human rights”
8.The Yuletide Zealots of The Dunwich DominionLeft-Leaning College State“Síoraí Sruthán ! ! !”
9.The Jingoistic States of DrumpfpocalypseCapitalist Paradise“When I think I’m right, nothing bothers me.”
10.The Trade Empire of First Nation IncCompulsory Consumerist State“Pride and Industry”
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