The Federal Republic of Eka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Collins with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.441 billion Ekans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coleka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ekan economy, worth 198 trillion Snillocs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 137,505 Snillocs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 508,238 per year while the poor average 26,224, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

Teenagers get their license without taking the test, President Collins's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, the caged-bird trade is singing, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eka's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eka is ranked 81,398^th in the world and 3,987^th in Osiris for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,683.17 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.