The Empire of Croccodrillido is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 10 million Croccodrillians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 10.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Croccodrillian economy, worth 527 billion crocashes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,766 crocashes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", and both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Croccodrillido's national animal is the crocodile.

Croccodrillido is ranked 94,426^th in the world and 131^st in The League for Highest Poor Incomes, with 32,322.92 Standard Monetary Units.