The Democratic Abyss of Amonagus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prezzydent Gray with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.86 billion Amonagusians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suscity. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amonagusian economy, worth 340 trillion impostoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 118,915 impostoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The default state for Amonagus is default, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, Prezzydent Gray reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Suscity Caribous against long odds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amonagus's national animal is the caribou, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Femur Cult.

Amonagus is ranked 246,717^th in the world and 224^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Primitive, scoring -141.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.