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Most Influential: 1,706thSafest: 2,739thBest Weather: 2,970th
The Gaypublic of
Democratic Socialists
Now I am become queer, the destroyer of worlds.
Mister Gaybabwe
Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs | Moderator
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.463 billion

CapitalGay City
LeaderMister Gaybabwe
FaithGay Yodlism

CurrencyGay Coin
AnimalGay Vulture

The Gaypublic of Ardeyn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mister Gaybabwe with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate population of 8.463 billion bisexuals are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gay City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient pansexual economy, worth a remarkable 1,205 trillion Gay Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,501 Gay Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, group hugs break out during floor votes, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardeyn's national animal is the Gay Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gay Yodlism.

Ardeyn is ranked 153,596th in the world and 151st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 369.76 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 1,706thSafest: 2,739thTop
Best Weather: 2,970thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,170thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,748thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,059thNicest Citizens: 4,159thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,234thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,408thHealthiest Citizens: 4,611thMost Pacifist: 4,776thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,813thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,890thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,621stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,674thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,721stMost Inclusive: 5,791stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,865thHighest Food Quality: 6,090thLowest Crime Rates: 6,095thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,782ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,731stMost Developed: 7,919thLargest Governments: 8,037thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,271stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,322ndMost Secular: 9,738thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,087thMost Cultured: 10,360thSmartest Citizens: 10,752ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,908thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,547thMost Efficient Economies: 18,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,318thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,931stMost Income Equality: 22,962ndHighest Economic Output: 24,518thHighest Average Incomes: 25,449th
Safest: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the region

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