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Most Valuable International Artwork: 48thMost Secular: 104thNicest Citizens: 331st
The Trading Card Doge of
Democratic Socialists
Woof!
Emperor Wuff
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder / Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Yodle

Population13.792 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalHuman Race

The Trading Card Doge of Yodle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.792 billion Yodleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 3,556 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 257,853 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, being Emperor Wuff has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime is totally unknown. Yodle's national animal is the Human Race, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle is ranked 950th in the world and 1st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 91 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 48thMost Secular: 104thNicest Citizens: 331stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 335thHighest Food Quality: 369thMost Compassionate Citizens: 373rdBest Weather: 374thMost Beautiful Environments: 402ndMost Pacifist: 405thMost Cheerful Citizens: 430thMost Inclusive: 461stLeast Corrupt Governments: 505thMost Cultured: 513thMost Developed: 560thHealthiest Citizens: 573rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 601stLongest Average Lifespans: 613thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 757thLargest Publishing Industry: 836thSafest: 886thSmartest Citizens: 912thHighest Average Tax Rates: 948thMost Rebellious Youth: 950thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,118thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,155thMost Influential: 1,159thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,192ndLargest Governments: 1,222ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,271stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,352ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,630thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,158thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,369thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,044thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,188thHighest Average Incomes: 3,573rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,241stNudest: 4,295thHighest Economic Output: 4,494thLowest Crime Rates: 7,079thMost Stationary: 7,891stMost Patriotic: 11,030thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,653rdLargest Populations: 22,532nd
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionMost Income Equality: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, being Emperor Wuff has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
  • : Yodle voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Yodle was endorsed by The United Socialist States of BranBal.
  • : Yodle was endorsed by The People's Republic of Alagiah.

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