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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 266th Largest Welfare Programs: 297th Most Developed: 300th
The 🌹 Socialist Utopia of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Here we stand under our flag! Progressive and United!
Emperor Wuff
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population7.164 billion

LeaderEmperor Wuff

Animalsnow owl

The 🌹 Socialist Utopia of Yodle is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.164 billion Yodleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burlington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 1,796 trillion Yodles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 250,700 Yodles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, Emperor Wuff has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime is totally unknown. Yodle's national animal is the snow owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle is ranked 160,513th in the world and 60th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -36.47 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 266thLargest Welfare Programs: 297thMost Developed: 300thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 305thMost Subsidized Industry: 323rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 353rdLongest Average Lifespans: 359thMost Inclusive: 378thMost Pacifist: 405thMost Compassionate Citizens: 412thHighest Average Tax Rates: 414thNicest Citizens: 418thMost Beautiful Environments: 430thMost Secular: 479thMost Advanced Public Education: 492ndLargest Governments: 496thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 504thBest Weather: 553rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 619thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 631stMost Cultured: 797thMost Advanced Public Transport: 940thHealthiest Citizens: 946thHighest Poor Incomes: 947thSmartest Citizens: 952ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,147thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,533rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,561stTop
Safest: 1,815thHighest Average Incomes: 2,777thLowest Crime Rates: 2,778thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,809thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,417thMost Influential: 3,745thNudest: 3,950thMost Efficient Economies: 5,694thHighest Economic Output: 6,702ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,036thTop
Most Stationary: 11,655thHighest Drug Use: 13,801st
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the region

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