The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.753 billion Yodleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 6,451 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 344,051 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime is totally unknown. Yodle's national animal is the Human Race, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle is ranked 306,097^th in the world and 338^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -21.35 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.