The Confederated Districts of Treir is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Crumb with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.042 billion Treites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syvani. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Treian economy, worth a remarkable 7,940 trillion Lumyns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 396,200 Lumyns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,064,314 per year while the poor average 40,999, a ratio of 50.3 to 1.

Blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, finders keepers is the law of the land, and children talking about the food chain are routinely arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Treir's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Treir is ranked 331,971^st in the world and 1,430^th in Europeia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -40.87 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.