The Republic of Latilli is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.033 billion Latillians, 4.788 billion of whom are zombies, enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambaliana. The average income tax rate is 27.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Latillian economy, worth 501 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,392 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, citizens must pay to enjoy Latilli's pristine beaches, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Latilli's national animal is the guilded eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Latilli is ranked 104,160^th in the world and 78^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 277.24 on the Clooney Contribution Index.