The Federation of ImperialRussia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Sergei Izotov - Know as Fate with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, soft-spoken computers, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.861 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 9,492 trillion CryptoRubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 598,510 CryptoRubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Giant Grizzly Bears and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialRussia's national animal is the Giant Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

ImperialRussia is ranked 205^th in the world and 1^st in Christians for Most Developed, scoring 99.91 on the Human Development Index.