
| Population | 15.949 billion |
| Capital | Moscow |
| Leader | Emperor Sergei Izotov - Know as Fate |
| Faith | Orthodox Christianity |
| Currency | CryptoRuble |
| Animal | Giant Grizzly Bear |
The Federation of ImperialRussia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Sergei Izotov - Know as Fate with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.949 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 9,667 trillion CryptoRubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 606,151 CryptoRubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
ImperialRussia's citizens often wander into each other's homes, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialRussia's national animal is the Giant Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.
ImperialRussia is ranked 799th in the world and 2nd in Christians for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 12,479.33 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
ImperialRussia, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
- : Following new legislation in
ImperialRussia, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
- : Following new legislation in
ImperialRussia, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
- : Following new legislation in
ImperialRussia, ImperialRussia's citizens often wander into each other's homes.
- : Following new legislation in
ImperialRussia, Emperor Sergei Izotov - Know as Fate's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
- : Following new legislation in
ImperialRussia, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children.
- : Following new legislation in
ImperialRussia, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
- : Following new legislation in
ImperialRussia, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
- : Following new legislation in
ImperialRussia, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
- : Following new legislation in
ImperialRussia, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.





























































































