The Golden Land of Great Winminster is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PM Williams with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.98 billion Cambrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cambria. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cambrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,412 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,946 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, it's a jungle out there, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and the government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Winminster's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great Winminster is ranked 15,065^th in the world and 812^th in Lazarus for Most Secular, with 77.34 Atheism Rate.