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Post by Brightonburg Ad Puppet suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Beer shipment is here.

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Post by North campbell nation suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation

BrightonBurg wrote:Move here,we have wizards who can teach you " Balls crush" as a combat spell..
One Big Island

Hmmm. I don't know whether my character is able to learn spells. I mean, he has all the right skill points, but he's an idiot. Or rather, he acts like an idiot because I maxed out his intelligence but not wisdom, and his incessant talking drove his father to madness, so he started acting stupid and refusing to learn to avoid causing trouble.

Post by Warzone asia peoples daily suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Warzone asia peoples daily

New edition of Warzone Asia People's Daily. The headlines have been dominated by recent provocations of WZEU, and the native proletariat response. Also in this issue: a brief report on the new constitution in Warzone Sandbox, and a restructuring of the Warzone Asia Socialist Pact entry mechanisms.

Warzone Asia People's Daily

Bringing you the latest from the Red Warzone
The Official State Media Service of the People's Republic of Warzone Asia!


Border Provocations From WZEU

The Capitalist response to its emigration problem

A great deal of commotion has been stirred up over the past few days as local worker and peasant defence forces were mobilized along the Volga River Line of Control, which divides the People's Republic of Warzone Asia from the imperialist Warzone Europe. The most recent alert was ordered in response to the positioning of so-called "blocking detachments" - military units deployed to prevent defection from the dominion to the People's Republic by summary execution of any persons attempting to leave. These new measures represent only the latest attempts of the increasingly desperate WZEU government to stem the tide of proletarians fleeing the oppressive capitalist regime to the freedom of socialist society.

According to reports from a lucky few asylum seekers who were able to successfully evade the capitalist death squads, the order to execute refugees was given by the governor in response to the announcement from the Chairman that refugees hoping to seek security and stability in the PRWA would be welcomed with open arms. A copy of the order from official sources reads as follows:

Apulita wrote:Traitors will be shot. Communist traitors will be shot again.

In response many individual nations of WZEU have joined in this latest dogpile, with the remnants of Armedegon vowing to subject any suspected defectors to a painful death by rocket launcher. In addition to these extreme measures, there are unconfirmed reports of western military aircraft penetrating the airspace of Warzone Asia in an attempt to spy on and intimidate our comrades at the front lines into backing down. Nations of the PRWA are unified in disgust at these most recent acts of barbarism in support of a failed ideology.

Warzone Asia Socialist Pact Opens to New Members


WASP Forces on Parade

To no one's surprise, following their earlier intransigence, capitalist representatives invited to the Warzone Asia Socialist Pact Friendship and Cooperation Summit accused governments of the PRWA of acts of terrorism and made threats of further sanction. Clearly peace and cooperation are not are their agenda; only threats and deception, and endless profits for the capitalist war machine. But our valiant forces will not be intimidated by the militaristic rhetoric of the western bloc. Along the Volga River Line of Control, the collective forces of the Warzone Asia Socialist Pact stands ready to defend the homeland from capitalist infiltration and exploitation.

With these latest threats to international stability mounting as the imperialist oligarchies continue down the war path, WASP member states have opted to admit several new members, increasing the collective defensive capability of the region. Additionally, the WASP summit yielded a resolution which will permit states outside of the traditional borders of the People's Republic of Warzone Asia to apply for membership. The summit also introduced a new "protectorate" status designed to include states which are not presently able to meet all entry requirements.

Already the fraternal socialist nation of Velkon has joined the ranks of our esteemed alliance, vowing to assist in the advancement of the people's cause. The social-democratic nation of Mikalistam also formalized ties with socialist powers in the region, applying for protectorate status. In order to better assist the defence of the young nation, WASP has begun construction on several defensive bases throughout the small archipelago.

Warzone Sandbox Ratifies New Constitution

Celebratory demonstrations throughout Warzone Sandbox

A brief press release from the region of Warzone Sandbox indicated that the referendum to adopt the new constitution has been successful. The new constitution which establishes the legitimacy of the post-kurwa government has been described by some experts as establishing a "democratic dictatorship". Under the new document, the delegate has supreme executive authority, however the citizens are guaranteed the right to vote on matters of vital importance, providing a balance between the strong central government needed to maintain order and a free and open society.

Warzone Sandbox is notably still under the military occupation of coalition forces, including dominion sovereign forces from the capitalist Warzone Europe. Whether this new constitution was perhaps nudged along by dominion interlopers, and whether the legal establishment of a new government changes the methods employed by these foreign troops remains to be seen. With luck, this new constitution will be a bold first step towards joining the ranks of established native Warzone regions, and will lessen the ability of foreigners to dictate domestic policy in WZSB.


At the request of the Chairman, the initialism used for Warzone Sandbox has been changed to "WZSB" from the UWR-inspired "WZSA". WAPD also wishes to clarify that events in WZEU refer to Roleplay events of individual national governments. Any hostility reflected does not represent the views of the PRWA towards its fraternal native Warzone governments.

Read dispatch

Post by Khronion suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

If you're not careful you might accidentally spark a gameplay diplomatic incident :P

Post by North campbell nation suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation

Khronion wrote:If you're not careful you might accidentally spark a gameplay diplomatic incident :P

Hey, you guys are the ones shooting communists on the RMB. Our news service is just reporting on it the way it knows how. Wasn't it you who said we needed more biting propaganda?

In seriousness, if there's ever a problem with something published, drop me a TG. While I do review everything prior to publishing, I've been known to forget where the lines are, especially when my blood sugar is off.

Post by Khronion suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Heh I'm enjoying it. I wish I was as clever of a propagandist.

Post by North campbell nation suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation

Khronion wrote:Heh I'm enjoying it. I wish I was as clever of a propagandist.

The scary part is my experience comes from doing outreach for charity groups.

Post by Khronion suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

I'm more of an internal affairs kind of person. Gotta find a propagandist for WZEU now...

Post by Armedegon suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

War is having its sunrise. New Warzone Order shall take place after.

Post by Ryania suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Never! The liberated proletariat shall emerge victorious! The Ryanian Liberation Army will make landfall and sweep across the continent to a glorious victory!

Post by North campbell nation suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation

Shhhhh. Not yet.

Post by Khronion suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Got my eye on you.

*hides behind marx-shaped bush*

Post by Lake flotillas suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Hey WZAS!

~RC

Post by North campbell nation suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation

A moment of reflection for our dear comrade Ismailiyah, who CTE'd peacefully in the night.

Lake flotillas wrote:Hey WZAS!
~RC

Hey, how's it going?

Khronion wrote:Got my eye on you.
*hides behind marx-shaped bush*

I'm more surprised that we weren't already under surveillance.

Post by BrightonBurg suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Breakfast time!
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Post by Velkon suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Lake flotillas wrote:Hey WZAS!
~RC

Guten tag! :D

Post by Khronion suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Hey Campbell, you should appoint yourself RO authority even though you're the delegate. That way you don't immediately regional admin access even if you lose the delegate seat.

North campbell nation and Velkon

Post by Jainiya suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Our leader, HRH Princess Jane has been deposed by treacherous members of the State Council. Some are blaming this move on foreign interlopers.

Breaking: Princess Jane IV Placed a Under a House Arrest by Minister of State Council; Royal Jane Guard Enforcing Curfews

Jainiya was shocked today as the 15-year long reigning monarch, Her Royal Highness Princess Jane IV was placed under house arrest by the State Council Minister for Foreign Security, Robert James. Within an hour of news of the arrest, units of the Royal Jane Guard were placed on red alert, and select battalions were seen patrolling the streets of major cities. In Campo Rico a total curfew for all citizens has been announced for the next forty eight hours.

Although no official announcement has been given regarding the reason for the arrest of the princess, a temporary suspension of border processing has been announced, meaning that no one will be allowed to leave the country. Schools, churches, and most railway and bus stations have been closed, and there is a heavy police presence at Jainiya's two main universities.

In several cities anti-government demonstrations have been put down by the Royal guard, with protestors detained without charge. Several members of parliament have also been reported missing by family members. Opposition media have suggested that these latest arrests may be due in part to foreign meddling following longtime rival Mikalistam's induction into the Warzone Asia Socialist Pact as a protectorate.

Read dispatch

This may or may not be related to the larger political crisis unfolding between WASP and WZEU.

North campbell nation and Velkon

Post by North campbell nation suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation

We have a new experimental Wassail recipe. Please try some, and feel free to leave a review.

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Post by Imperial rivercorps armada 12th fleet suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Imperial rivercorps armada 12th fleet

Warzone Africa

North campbell nation wrote:We have a new experimental Wassail recipe. Please try some, and feel free to leave a review.
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Mmmmmm. Mind if I try some?

Post by Esamiro suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation wrote:We have a new experimental Wassail recipe. Please try some, and feel free to leave a review.
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GXi gustas peke.

Post by North campbell nation suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation

Imperial rivercorps armada 12th fleet wrote:Mmmmmm. Mind if I try some?

By all means; we have both regular and non-alcoholic. Feel free to try both.

Esamiro wrote:GXi gustas peke.

Not strictly the reaction we were going for, but that works too.

Velkon

Post by Khronion suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation wrote:Not strictly the reaction we were going for, but that works too.

GODLESS COMMUNISTS :P

Post by North campbell nation suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation

Khronion wrote:GODLESS COMMUNISTS :P

Precisely. We are serving our festive beverages from each according to his ability to each according to his need. Here in Warzone Asia, we're dreaming of a Red Christmas

Sfr slovinka

Post by Apulita suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Merry Christmas, Asia. In the spirit of the season, I'll ignore your inferior ideology and not comment on it's demerits for now! I hope all fares well for your 'proletariat'.

North campbell nation and Sfr slovinka

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