The White House
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The Pentagon Plutocracy of Barack Obomber
Embassies: Anarchy, Cloud City, Machu Picchu, Aztlan, Kashmir, and 15 others.Barcelona, Free Palestine, The Anarchist International, The Anarchist Communist International, Leningrad, New Age USSR, Damascus, Filastin, Antifa, The Anarchist Federation, Lima, The Communist Republic of the Tea Party, FARC, Managua, and Angola.
Tags: Anti-Fascist, Snarky, Socialist, Medium, Communist, and 2 others.Anarchist, and Serious.
The White House contains 26 nations, the 369th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in The White House
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, The White House is ranked 5,022nd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
| # | Nation | WA Category | Motto |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The American Terrorist Empire of Malignant War-Pimps | Corporate Police State | “Butchering the Innocent since 1492” |
| 2. | The Corporate Crime Syndicate of NeoConArtists | Democratic Socialists | “Rob them blind” |
| 3. | The Pentagon Pork-Hustlers of The United States Congress | Corporate Police State | “Feed the Pentagon - Starve the People” |
| 4. | The Fiefdom of JP Mafia Chase | Corporate Police State | “Organised crime owns the government” |
| 5. | The Republic of Mercader | Democratic Socialists | “So even an assassin can make the flowers grow” |
| 6. | The People's Republic of Noam Chomsky | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Turning to the facts...” |
| 7. | The Pentagon Plutocracy of Barack Obomber | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Anything George did, I can do better” |
| 8. | The Brutal Behemoths of Big Oil | Iron Fist Consumerists | “when you need to die for our profits we'll let you know” |
| 9. | The International Union of Marxists | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Every hungry child is proof that capitalism has failed” |
| 10. | The Spirit of Crazy Horse | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “US out of North America. And Latin America, too” |
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Regional Happenings
- 14 hours ago: The Absolute Certainty of Going Straight to Hell ceased to exist.
- 3 days 19 hours ago:
The Graveyard of Empires departed this region for National Liberation Front. - 3 days 22 hours ago:
The Pentagon Plutocracy of Barack Obomber ejected and banned
The Cross-eyed Concubines of The Anti-Christ from the region. - 4 days ago:
The Opiate of The Masses departed this region for Atheist Empire. - 6 days ago:
The Graveyard of Empires arrived from Democratic Republic of Afghanistan. - 9 days ago:
The Godless Gang of Anarchists arrived from Anarchy. - 11 days ago:
The Las Rojas of Redarmyperonista of the region Red Army proposed constructing embassies. - 11 days ago:
The United Socialist States of Eastern European Nations of the region Leninist Russia proposed constructing embassies. - 17 days ago: Embassy established between The White House and Angola.
- 17 days ago: Embassy established between The White House and Managua.
The White House Regional Message Board
Loading...Will Rick Santorum beat Romney for the G.O.P. nomination? His grandparents were communists in Italy you know.
Let's hope occupy wall st can become regenerated with energy in the spring. Any other Americans here? Any occupiers?
Revolution comrades! It's nice to meet you.
US politics is a con game. It's an illegitimate system.
Voting just encourages them.
The Mad Cholo Manifesto ©2011
bienvenidos éses locotes and locotas
welcome to my home this Land of Mine
landmine that is
claymore mine strip-mine
death-trap coal mine oil-slime coastline
brutha with a carbine sistah gotta mainline
grandma in a breadline til she flatline
in the meantime
imperial crime gold mine
prime swine dine sublime
cruisin' fine on the public dime
so never you mind it's all divine
alla the time
victory is mine vengeance is mine
hell even your ass is
mine eyes have seen the glory of
Target-Rich Environments
Full Spectrum Dominance
Planetary Conquest
Permanent War
Global Hegemony
Homeless Insecurity in a
Secure Land for Imperial Homies
culti-multural chimera of pinches cabrones
where any vato can grow up to be
Comandante in Thief
provided of course he's
dialed in and dedicated and down with
invasion occupation confiscation deportation
mass privatization and the violent implementation
of every Semper Fi(nal) solution laid out by
the baddest cartels in the corporate barrio
we're from the government and
we're here to melt you
united we stand
on a mountain of bones
mi casa es su coffin
Feliz Navidead
órale güey how can this be
well homes like this you see
the GDP is WMD
our CEO? the MIC
FBI and DEA
say Bill of Rights is DOA
NAFTA CAFTA Free Trade Creed
monsters profit workers bleed
outsource jobs and export death
USA loves IMF
tax theft by the IRS
feeds DOD and IDF
POTUS says that SOG
smoked OBL
well BFD
cuz we be hip to BHO
an' wastin' folks is his MO
the KIA he digs real fine
he just ain't into Hearts and Minds
the CIA is still OK
from Duvalier to Pinochet
from Bogota to Kandahar
they tell their lies on NPR
while GOP and DNC
give BJ's to the VIP's
but when it comes to you and me
they're MIA those SOB's
in the Land of the Greed Freak and
the Home of the Wage Slave
land of Hope We Can Deceive Him
and rob his ass blind
land of true believers in
The Rule of Law
breakers that is
The Rule of Raw
power that is
The Rule of Haw
haw haw yer screwed
comin' to ya live
the devolution will not be sanitized
but you will be marginalized dehumanized
traumatized terrorized and
remilitarized before being
lobotomized and defreedomized
sing it homes
yeah baby that's they way we do it
watchin' assholes on the empty-V
yeah baby no matter how they spin it
money for Wall St and no jobs for thee
the thrill for Bill and Jill is still
foreclosure explosion
financial erosion
social corrosion
psychological implosion
the disintegrating ethics and moral asphyxiation
of a nation dissolved in its own defecation
the Devastation Generation
it's a big sensation
talkin' 'bout my d-d-degeneration
Generation Xe
in the Fright House
in the Offal Office
on the Drone Phone
callin' in another order
for more Middle Eastern take-out
take out Abdullah take out Ahmed take out Akbar
and everyone else in the immediate vicinity
delivery guaranteed even if target is hit and miss(ile)
we hold these hajis to be impediments
all mendicants are cremated equal
they hate us for our fiefdoms
the world is our slayground
but gone are the days when
gunpoint transformation of
gook nation into
slave plantation was
without complication
Charlie don't serf!
you number 10 GI
Fidel don't serf!
venceremos
Hugo don't serf!
yanqui diablo
Hezbollah don't serf!
Morales don't serf!
Muqtada don't serf!
hard to get good serfants these days in
America the Beautiful? sheeit
America ain't Beautiful it's
Barely effin' Tolerable
more like
America the Goddamn Pitiful
Lamentable Detestable
Execrable Despicable
sing it again! con mariachis!
O Deplorable for Specious Lies
for Laws that We Disdain
for Purple Mountain-
top removal deforestation contamination
environmental decapitation
habitat evisceration
ecosystem extermination
financial and industrial deregulation born of
government fornication with corporation
starts with cannibalization of civilization
and ends with corporate coronation
It's mourning in America
the shining city on a dunghill
sinks into the cesspool
of its own liquified depravity
si señor we firmly believe in
capitalist punishment
we are an Equal Opportunity Eradicator
women and insubordinate people of color
are urged to comply -- or else
In God We Lust
for unlimited power
sing it!
I'm dreaming of a White Phosphorous Christmas
just like a Nightmare for Noel
with bomb bays heaving
and Pashtuns screaming
and faceless children blown to Hell
Silent Blight
Raids at Night
All is Calm
All is
an unholy midnight mass(acre) of
third-world carne asada
Served by the PentaGod on the
foreign stove-top of your free-market choice
Amazing Disgrace How Sick You Sound
Yes We Can!
wage endless war
I Will Not Rest!
until the rich own everything
Make No Mistake!
Wall Street's your daddy
Let Me Be Clear!
torture is legal
Spinning the Future
as you poison the present and
delete the past
Chump Change We Can Believe In
Climate Change We Can Count On
Pig Oil Destruction
screw clean energy construction
Medical Mafia Control
screw health care for proles
Systematic Indoctrination
screw quality education
Faith-Based Theocracy
screw science and democracy
The Audacity of Nope
No Child Left Alive
will remain unconfined
by the time y'all drop out of high school
your prison cells will be built and
ready to go
We gotchya in the
Old Rugged Cross-hairs
Deck the halls with dead Iraqis fa la la la la
(la muerte, culeros)
O Come, all ye Wrathful
blindly xenophobic
O come ye, O come ye
to crush another devastated peasant society
and slaughter anything that makes us uncomfortable
sing it loud!
O Give me a Drone where the Taliban Roam
with fear and raw hate on display
where never is heard one rational word
and the sky pours down death every day
and then you kneel to worship
Dear Lord It is through bombing that
America expresses its love for the world
American bombs are sacraments
each one ripe with the promise of salvation
lands stained and defiled by
gooks and spics and islamites and
other such orcs are purged of vermin and
reclaimed and sanctified and
made holy again through bombing
only bombs are capable of delivering enlightenment
bombs cleanse the doors of perception and
shine a light into dark corners
making the truth visible
bombing is both rebirth and resurrection
to bomb is to purify
bombing is change that everyone can believe in
bombing wipes away the depraved and
degenerate ancient orders and
invites us to rejoice in a renewed act
of communal creation
to bomb is to honor nature
just as landscapes are altered and lives changed forever by
floods and typhoons and tornados and earthquakes
bombing mimics the natural world as we create canyons and
craters and valleys and deserts where once there were only
the grotesque foreign animate objects of
deviant deformity
when we lift our gaze to the night sky and
marvel at the constellations in all their splendor
what we breathlessly behold are
the divine lights of countless bombs
our own life-giving Sun our very own stellar bomb
will one day detonate when our Earthly work is done and
our consecration will be complete
by bombing we are not simply doing God's work
we are the actual instruments of His will
Our Drone who art in Heaven
Predator be thy name
Thy Kingdom's scum
Thy kills for fun
In Pakistan as in Yemen
Give us this day our share of dead
And forgive our atrocities
Even as we massacre those who defy us
And lead us not into compassion
But to the source of all evil
For ours is this hypocrisy
to be shamed and dishonored forever
and then you say
Let Us Prey
The Pentagon is my shepherd, I shall not want
Even though I bomb every valley in Afghanistan
I will never cease to do evil
For you sanctify my crimes
Your love of murder makes me holy
And I will pray for war
in the deathchurch of the Empire forever
and after I clearly heard you say your prayers
and after I clearly saw you were
clearly serious and clearly determined and
clearly out of your microscopic mind
I sat and thought for a cuppla minutes and
clearly decided to hell with this hog****
I will refuse and resist and call you out
you filthy murderous swine
I will become a patriot for humanity
not a patron of insanity because today is
never too late for waking the hell up
for revolution prosecution and
retribution for the pollution and prostitution
of our hijacked Constitution
and therefore goddamnit
this April was the last time
you trick-or-threat at my place
you skull-faced butchers no more extortion
no more graveyard green get the
hell off my lawn and out of my sight
I hereby declare I am no longer complicit
I hereby declare that as a matter of principle
as a matter of all that is just and moral and
good and decent and everything you are not
I hereby declare my own war yeah you heard me
War Tax Resistance
I can do the math I know what your cut is
I know how much goes to Pentagoons and
other such s**theads
you say you'll take what I got
haha you gonna spend more to get it
than what it's worth but what I do got and
what I'm gonna keep is my humanity and a conscience and
the intention to not compromise my own soul to not
commit moral suicide upon your altar of
murder you ain't getting' squat Sam no way
no how no where I puttin' you on notice my soul
ain't for sale and oh before I forget and and
just for good measure and in addition and by
the freakin' way and dig this why don't ya
you chicken-hearted degenerate war weasels
I hereby pledge allegiance to The Flag
no not to your star-spangled forgery
no not to your striped shroud saturated with
shame and innocent blood no
I pledge allegiance to the True Flag
The People's Flag
the red and black banner of love and revolt
of peace and dissent
of rebellion and human kindness and
righteous self-defense when necessary
the flag of Rudolph Rocker and Emma Goldman
the flag of Fred Hampton and the Panthers
the flag of Allende and Arbenz and Ho Chi Minh
the flag of Crazy Horse and Leonard Peltier and
Malcolm and the Yippies
the flag of Earth First! and ALF and
the Wobblies and Rachel Corrie
the flag of all my brothers and my sisters
those who cry alone in prison
those who fell at Kent State and Attica
at Tlatelolco and Chicago and Pine Ridge
in Fallujah in Gaza in Mississippi
in Kabul in El Salvador in Vietnam
I pledge allegiance
to a flag that is mine
to a flag that is ours
to a flag that is really
everyone's
until that glorious dawn
that new day
when we burn them all
because we don't need one
We are being subject to a reign of terror because the values of solidarity and compassion have been replaced by a hatred of others and the adoration of efficiency. The desire for freedom has been replaced by the desire to dominate and control. A commitment to justice and generosity no longer makes us virtuous; we are only virtuous if we are materially successful. We are creating a world so terrible that suicide is now a rational decision.
Suicide has always been a rational option just like the philosophy behind illegal addictions: the absolute rejection of society’s norms and values.
Lots of truth in that statement, JP.
Ah crap they traced the money:
“The final $680 million or so was transferred to other financial institutions with which MF Global did business, including a substantial portion that went to JPMorgan (JPM, Fortune 500).
Giddens said his team has "a solid basis for seeking the recovery of some of the funds that were transferred to JPMorgan," and is engaged in ongoing talks on the issue. JPMorgan did not immediately return a request for comment.” - CNN Money
Don’t worry, “Some of the funds.” Translates as a couple of bucks, possession is nine tenths of the law - it’s ours for keeps. We came by that money fair and square, there is no law that says you can’t appropriate savings from segregated bank accounts, Geithner and Schapiro will assure you that this institution is incapable of criminal acts, we’re America’s sweet hearts after all.
Your beloved American hero
J Dimon
Typical of JPM, isn't it? Those monsters even run the Electronic Benefit Card system used by many states to allocate welfare and Basic Food benefits, and they skim something off in every purchase.
In other news, Tomas Borge, co-founder of the FSLN, died 4/30/12 in Managua. The following is the poem he wrote about the "revenge" he vowed to exact on the Somozistas who tortured him; if only any US political leader had the morals and courage of Borge.
My Personal Revenge
My personal revenge will be the right
of your children to school and to flowers;
My personal revenge will be to offer you
this florid song without fears;
My personal revenge will be to show you
the good there is in the eyes of my people,
always unyielding in combat
and most steadfast and generous in victory.
My personal revenge will be to say to you
good morning, without beggars in the streets,
when instead of jailing you I intend
you shake the sorrow from your eyes;
when you, practitioner of torture,
can no longer so much as lift your gaze,
my personal revenge will be to offer you
these hands you once maltreated
without being able to make them forsake tenderness.
And it was the people who hated you most
when the song was language of violence;
But the people today beneath its skin
of red and black [the colors of the Sandinista flag] has its heart uplifted.
Today in history, 1954: Vietnamese nationalists defeat French colonialist aggressors at Dien Bien Phu (with the US by that time bankrolling 50% of the war, an indication of what was to follow: 2 more decades of imperialist US military aggression and mass murder).
"Civil disobedience is not our problem. Our problem is civil obedience. Our problem is that numbers of people all over the world have obeyed the dictates of the leaders of their governments and have gone to war, and millions have been killed because of this obedience. Our problem is that people are obedient all over the world in the face of poverty and starvation and stupidity, and war, and cruelty. Our problem is that people are obedient while the jails are full of petty thieves, and all the while the grand thieves are running the country. That's our problem."
---Howard Zinn, in "Failure To Quit".






















