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Ugluk

The Dark Lord Sauron wrote:Unbalanced Orcs tend to crash into you though.

*Mortified look*
I already have the scorch marks to remind me of that occasion forever, my Lord.

An intelligent hologram

East marbury wrote:I vaguely remember being promised Barbecue! Where's the Barbecue?

*Places the Mt. Doom fried Hobbit's Fingers © on the barbecue table*

Careful, they might burn your tongue.

Happy Birthday to Her Skeletal Majesty Ramazakal!

Tpsa muddin truck

What did i miss?
*Revs engine*
PARTY!!!!

The Celestial Realm 🌸 of Goddess Relief Office

Tpsa muddin truck wrote:What did i miss?
*Revs engine*
PARTY!!!!

Tacos, Sticky ribs, a Tank Cake, a Bunny Cake, a Puppy Cake, Muffins, Maggoty bread, BBQ Hobbit fingers, Bourbon, Rum, barrels of mead, and half a bottle of scotch!

The rmb

*clanks in*

Happy Birthday, Your Majesty!

*looks eagerly for food and nervously for undead felines*

Tpsa muddin truck

Goddess Relief Office wrote:Tacos, Sticky ribs, a Tank Cake, a Bunny Cake, a Puppy Cake, Muffins, Maggoty bread, BBQ Hobbit fingers, Bourbon, Rum, barrels of mead, and half a bottle of scotch!

Is there still party left?

The boneyard

I don't think the Queen has risen from her crypt yet this morning, so there should be.

Tpsa muddin truck

YAY!!!!!!
*Revs engine again, forcing people to cover there ears*

The Celestial Realm 🌸 of Goddess Relief Office

The rmb wrote:*clanks in*

Happy Birthday, Your Majesty!

*looks eagerly for food and nervously for undead felines*

Soooooo Zy, where's the super duper birthday gift I asked you to buy for the Queen?

*whistles*

The Celestial Realm 🌸 of Goddess Relief Office

The Skeleton Army wrote:*The minions place the last of the many many marzipan roses and marzipan skulls that decorate the enourmous birthday cake. They wheel the table carrying the cake in front of Queen Ramazakal's crypt, where the guests are gathering. Next to the enourmous marzipan decorated cake lies, freshly polished, a long bladed sword, ready to cut the cake.*

P.S. For those who wish to sign the birthday card:

Happy Birthday, Queen Ramazakal!

by The Many Skellingtons of The Skeleton Army

Dear guests, friends, fellow skeletons: you can sign the birthday card with the little arrow pointing up.

To Her Supreme Bony Majesty Ramazakal,

Bold leader of fearless skeletal warriors, schemer of entirely undetectable super secret stealthy undercover missions, weaver of enchantment, shining light of loveliness, mover of the terrifyingly coordinated and extremely efficient undead skeletons under cover of darkness, ally of kittens, sharer of diplomatic tea, holder of the most venerated and often signed Thighbone of Surrender, she who walks in grace and joy and friendship, merciful conqueror, gracious ruler, courteous negotiator, wise compromiser, serendipitous improviser, bounteous provider of sticky ribs, beerquila, and multi-course menus, the one who creates feasts and dances with friends through the night:

We love you. Happy birthday!

Friends of The Skeleton Army & The Skeleton Army

Read dispatch

^Don't forget to sign the card by upvoting it! Let's make it to the front page of dispatches. :D

The Undignified Melodrama of The Bone of Contention

East marbury wrote:I vaguely remember being promised Barbecue! Where's the Barbecue?

The birthday cake is but the first course. BBQ and ice cold beerquila kegs are waiting for their cue. No one shall go hungry. :)

The boneyard wrote:I don't think the Queen has risen from her crypt yet this morning, so there should be.

*whisper* Remember to all shout Surprise! when the Queen comes out.

Sternberg

Ah, hello all. I see things are already underway here. Oh, and don't worry, Skeletons - I'm with the Yggdrasil crowd.

The boneyard

Goddess Relief Office wrote:Soooooo Zy, where's the super duper birthday gift I asked you to buy for the Queen?

*whistles*

*shhh*

I can't bring that out until the Queen makes her appearance.

The Cuckoo's of Krazie Karl

The Cuckoos Egg

Just sending our Happy Birthday wishes to our Queen.

Dr george

Philosophy 115

Many happy returns to Ramazakal!!!

Vampiric kitten

*soars into region with her vampiric tribbles and imp the vampiric. Puppy....spots zy *

Ramazakal

*raises her head and wonders what all the noise is outside.......gets up and stumbles outside....sees all her friends milling about s reams and ducks back in dresses and brushes hair steps back out*

East marbury

SURPRISE!!!!

Sternberg

*marching to the front of an assembled honour guard outside her palace, Leftentant Hammond draws his sword*

Praetora Imperialus, general salute, PRESEEEEEENT ARMS!

*click ... clack ... CLUMP*

Three cheers for Her Majesty, the Warrior Skeleton Queen of Ramazakal!
Hip, hip-hip -
HUZZAH!
Hip, hip-hip -
HUZZAH!
Hip, hip-hip -
HUZZAH!

Ramazakal

*raises her head and wonders what all the noise is outside.......gets up and stumbles outside....sees all her friends milling about s reams and ducks back in dresses and brushes hair steps back out*

The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality

Gay

Happy Birthday, my Queen! Your beauty remains eternal!

Zombie kitten

*limps into region holding her left paw that had fallen off again*

Arrrrrrrrpurrrrrff

The Celestial Realm 🌸 of Goddess Relief Office

*waits for the queen to get ready for birthday photos*

The Skeleton Version of The Dark Lord Sauron

*photo bombs*

Ramazakal

*looks around in surprise*

What is this? Oh my what a surprise and so many friends I don't know what to say

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