The Skeleton Army
WA Delegate: 
The Warrior Skeleton Queen of Ramazakal (elected 45 days ago)
Founder: Ramatupac
Embassies: Ulthar, The Cuckoos Egg, and Lazarus.
Tags: Surreal, Medium, Founderless, Game Player, and Invader.
The Skeleton Army contains 13 nations, the 810th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in The Skeleton Army
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, The Skeleton Army is ranked 9,849th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
| # | Nation | WA Category | Motto |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The GRO of Anime Daisuki | Civil Rights Lovefest | “A goddess at rest tends to stay at rest...” |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Gilboan | Corrupt Dictatorship | “We are the greatest nation of all” |
| 3. |  The Jingoistic States of Ann Coulter | Right-wing Utopia | “I'm so far right, I'm left without an intelligent word.” |
| 4. |  The Minions of The Skeleton Army | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Minions” |
| 5. | The Warrior Skeleton Queen of Ramazakal | New York Times Democracy | “And I am Cuter Than Kerri Whatshername” |
| 6. |  The Republic of Defeet | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I wear desocks” |
| 7. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Gondorian Pilgrim | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Never Stop” |
| 8. |  The Slap Happy Sith Lords of Shizensky | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Das es SPARTA!” |
| 9. |  The Homo Sapiens of Gwizel | New York Times Democracy | “AHHH!!!” |
| 10. |  The Tanzmanian Devil of Tanzoria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You are nothing but the dust under my fingernails.” |
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Regional Happenings
- 5 days ago:
The Republic of Kafei departed this region for The Pacific. - 6 days ago:
The Democratic Republic of Silvadus departed this region for The North Pacific. - 7 days ago:
The Protectorate of Paffnia departed this region for The South Pacific. - 9 days ago:
The GRO of Anime Daisuki arrived from Osiris. - 9 days ago: The Republic of Kafei arrived from The North Pacific.
- 9 days ago: The Republic of Kafei departed this region for Yggdrasil.
- 10 days ago: The Republic of Kafei arrived from Yggdrasil.
- 10 days ago: The Democratic Republic of Silvadus arrived from The East Pacific.
- 12 days ago:
The Democratic States of Hoodhat departed this region for The South Pacific. - 13 days ago: The Dominion of Pearlists ceased to exist.
The Skeleton Army Regional Message Board
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Tea with Brandy, not too bad.
And history will now record that Yggdrasil has got her revenge and "invaded" The Skeleton Army. :p
With such interregional incidents, we might all get stuck in a dreadful loop of invasion and counter-invasion, cookies and counter-cookies.
Revenge is sweet as fudge.
Tremble in dread!
Nobody holds a grudge
like the undead.
/melodrama :D
So long Skeleton Army! Till me meet again someday on the battlefield.
*Runs off with booze*
a red alert flashes
booze storage infiltration detected!
minions rush to the spot, try to determine response of military excellence
realise they haven't trained for any such incident
decide it's best to sit down and study weighty field manuals
perhaps open a bottle or two of something good while reading up
*a disembodied voice echoes*
Your treacherous booze-stealing ways have been noted, Silvadus. No hiding place will save you from the wrath of the skeleton army! The sneakily de-boozed undead do not forget. And remember to open the large cake box in your baggage when you're home. The muscat goes well with the strawberry sponge cake.
*the kettle starts to whistle*
Another cup of tea, everyone? Or something stronger?
"Nobody gets too much heaven no more. It's much harder to come by. I'm waiting in line.
Nobody gets too much love. It's as high as a mountain. And harder to climb"
*hugs*
Hey, we've still got our wishing gramophone. I want it to play us something beautiful for you to listen to: all the friends from 10000 Islands and Yggdrasil who are here and who've been here.
*whisper whisper*
http://youtu.be/1-v6ijK87mY
minions in anatomy lesson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnhJ3IkLQ7s
lol very appropriate, I learned something today.
