WA Delegate (non-executive): The Eminent Domain of Ziggie Valencourt (elected )
Founder: The Blue Serenity of Awesome Islands
Embassies: Texas, The Pleiades, Antarctic Oasis, Final Fantasy, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Western Atlantic, the West Pacific, Union of Free Nations, Testregionia, The Coalition of Democratic Nations, Osiris, Diplomatic Union, Kingdom of Alexandria, The Caldonian Union, Trendsetter, Mr Money Headquarters, and 2 others.One big Island, and Belaus.
The embassy with Belaus is being withdrawn. Closure expected .
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Welfare Programs in Monkey Island
Governments ranked highly spend the most on social welfare programs. Nations ranked low tend to have weak or non-existent government welfare.
As a region, Monkey Island is ranked 7,136th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
|1.||The Feminist Grand Duchy of Quirn||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“The forms are normal, but the norms are purely formal.”|
|2.||The Empire of The Imperial Frost Federation||Democratic Socialists||“Orlando Strong, let love prevail”|
|3.||The Grand Republic of Neo Killadonia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“If you've got a black list, I want to be on it.”|
|4.||The Holy Empire of Shuilian||Father Knows Best State||“Please do not feed the wildlife.”|
|5.||The Blue Serenity of Awesome Islands||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We're not just awesome - we're awesome squared!”|
|6.||The Confederacy of Hideaway||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Not in the face!”|
|7.||The Steppenwolves of Takla-makan||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“wok me baby”|
|8.||The Rogue Nation of Ebil Plotting||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Exxxxcellent ...”|
|9.||The Historical Resolution of Universal Library Coalition||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We read to know that we are not alone.”|
|10.||The Disputed Territories of The United States of Satanists||Anarchy||“.”|
- : The Republic of Tag4 of the region Belaus ordered the closure of its embassy in Monkey Island.
- : The People's Republic of WeareAllScrewedville of the region East of West proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Confederate Dominion of Separatist Peoples departed this region for The North Pacific.
- : The Dominion of Separatist Peoples Puppet arrived from International Democratic Union.
- : The Eminent Domain of Ziggie Valencourt became regional WA Delegate.
- : The Confederate Dominion of Separatist Peoples lost WA Delegate status.
- : The Blue Serenity of Awesome Islands dismissed The Groot of Groot as Jungle Hopper of Monkey Island.
- : The Empire of The Imperial Frost Federation arrived from The South Pacific.
- : The Banana Republic of Kazejin arrived from Lazarus.
- : Eat a dick departed this region for HYDRA Command.
Monkey Island Regional Message Board
Maybe I could take over for a bit as delegate.
Also how's everyone doing?
This seems like a reasonable idea. I endorse it fully. We should all endorse IFF.
My fellow Monkey Islanders, today I must resign my post as Top Banana. Unfortunately, there is no exciting scandal about untoward behavior between me and a secretary, I have not been selling weapons to Europeia to fund rebels in The North Pacific, and I am most certainly not a crook. Nonetheless, my time with you is up.
Iíve had a fantastic time serving as your Top Banana, and despite the fact that I couldnít possibly measure up compared to Mouse or Ainocra, I am honored to have served the good Monkey Islanders for as long as I have. Unfortunately, my schedule is going to be unreasonably busy in the years to come, and I just cannot spare the attention Monkey Island deserves. The only honorable course of action, I feel, is to pass the baton.
As nobody has elected to take up the position, Iíve brought in a friend of mine, The Empire of The Imperial Frost Federation, who is a GA regular and friend of mine. I have the utmost confidence that he will serve Monkey Island with all the dedication and respect that I have.
Thank you for your trust in me these past few years and thank you for letting me serve you as Delegate. As my final order of official businessÖTHE RUM IS ON ME!
We... are... GROOT!
Thanks for your time and dedication to the region, SP! Good luck with your future school business, etc., and if you need me to do something on the Regional Admin side of things feel free to poke me. I'm afraid RL is keeping me busier than I'd like so I don't check in with my friends in Monkey Island as often as I used to, but you guys are still always close to my heart. <3
Real life has kicked us all in the tails...which may lead to the lack of nominations for Bananadom.
I for one welcome our new banana overlords.
New poll,from your friends at OBI. enjoy.
I think it does that for everyone.
And now for something completely different.
A man with three monkeys.