WA Delegate (non-executive): The Doctoral Monkey Feet of Mousebumples (elected 4 years 212 days ago)
Founder: The Blue Serenity of Awesome Islands
Tags: Sports, National Sovereigntist, Offsite Forums, General Assembly, Neutral, No GA Campaigning, Independent, Snarky, No SC Campaigning, Role Player, Medium, Libertarian, and 2 others.NSwiki, and World Assembly.
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Authoritarian in Monkey Island
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
As a region, Monkey Island is ranked 14,543rd in the world for Most Authoritarian.
|1.||The Moronist Colony of Evaluated Importance||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Poorly Representing National Interests since 2012”|
|2.||The Queendom of Reedus Island||Mother Knows Best State||“Death once had a near Daryl experience”|
|3.||The Kingdom of United Narnians||Father Knows Best State||“In Aslan we trust.”|
|4.||The Free Land of Orangutans Armed||Democratic Socialists||“Ook”|
|5.||The Republic of Bolidor||Compulsory Consumerist State||“No more monkeys jumping on the bed!”|
|6.||The Queendom of Hayleytopiea||Mother Knows Best State||“Keep calm and eat a Pickle.”|
|7.||The Principality of Andanda||Father Knows Best State||“We forever look to God”|
|8.||The Blue Serenity of Awesome Islands||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We're not just awesome - we're awesome squared!”|
|9.||The Star Empire of Ainocra||Father Knows Best State||“Through victory, my chains are broken.”|
|10.||The Confederacy of Hideaway||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Not in the face!”|
- 1 day 22 hours ago: The Holy Empire of Alexander Sucks arrived from Grapevine.
- 2 days 9 hours ago: The Colony of Dandingburg departed this region for The Pleiades.
- 2 days 9 hours ago: The Colony of Dandingburg arrived from Final Fantasy.
- 7 days ago: The Free Land of New Ultimate Liberty arrived from The West Pacific.
- 10 days ago: The Never-Ending Efforts of Repeals R Us arrived from Osiris.
- 12 days ago: The Empire of Arconia ceased to exist.
- 12 days ago: The Diplomatic Mission of The Ainocran Embassy ceased to exist.
- 12 days ago: The Empire of Darth Famine ceased to exist.
- 13 days ago: The Overzealous Editors of WA Grammar Nazis ceased to exist.
- 13 days ago: The Perfect Filling of WA Pie Shop ceased to exist.
Monkey Island Regional Message Board
The True Moriya Shrine finds it baffling how people assume that all religions follow similar tenants to the Catholic Church. They seem to expect that ALL of us are pro-life and anti-birth control. They seem to assume that ALL of us are anti-drugs, and they seem to believe that ALL of us loathe the idea of paying back to the community through taxes (this last part does have its merits, the Shrine's Accounting Department admits, but most of our taxes are exempt due to our charity work.)
The Shrine is honored to work alongside the Church in eliminating Greater Demons and ensuring that all people can live peacefully away from their wrath and influence, but we have many values and tenants that are not equivalent to those of the Catholic Church. Although all faiths should serve the people in some form, the True Moriya Shrine believes that we can best do so by promoting freedom and the responsibility to share that freedom. We sit in calm meditation as we contemplate the meaning of "Thou Shalt Not Hassle," our Goddess' most sacred decree alongside the obvious ("Thou Shalt Not Kill, Thou Shalt Not Steal, Thou Shalt Not Covet They Neighbor's House, Spouse, or Belongings, Thou Shalt Honor Thy Relationships, and Honor Thy Father And Mother.")
Anyone have any particular thoughts on the current SC res? I'm waffling. I really don't want to vote in favor of anything Nazi related, since I'd rather the SC just ignored them entirely .... But I don't like how the current liberation was used in that case, to encourage raiding. So ... I'm torn. Anyone feel strongly one way or another?
Finally caught up on WA poll stuff on the off-site:
Repeal "Liberate NAZI EUROPE": http://z1.invisionfree.com/Monkey_Island/index.php?showtopic=625
Right to Adequate Shelter: http://z1.invisionfree.com/Monkey_Island/index.php?showtopic=624
On Network Neutrality: http://z1.invisionfree.com/Monkey_Island/index.php?showtopic=626
Repeal "The Early Learning Act": http://z1.invisionfree.com/Monkey_Island/index.php?showtopic=627
Repeal "Dignified End of Life Choices": http://z1.invisionfree.com/Monkey_Island/index.php?showtopic=628
Nuclear Security Convention: http://z1.invisionfree.com/Monkey_Island/index.php?showtopic=629
Feel free to voice your opinions there ... or if you absolutely refuse to join the off-site, you can tell me your thoughts here, too. If you insist. ;)
Ainocran international political processes are admirably short and to the point!
*cough* I co-authored the 4th one, if that could make you care at all ... ;)
Besides, generally speaking? Repeals are good things!
*Chuckle* isn't that the one I support?
it just means I have no strong feelings. But yes repeals are a good thing.
sorry there is a dwarf with a pickaxe trying to tunnel out the backside of my skull. Little blighter been at it for hours.
Little does he know how thick it is :)
No, that was the Early Learning Act repeal.
Sorry to hear about the headache of a dwarf. If only it was a dwarf of a headache. :( *sends dwarf-fighting forces in ASAP*
Joke of the Day....its a borscht belt joke so ya gotta know some yiddish(what can I say. I love the old borscht belt comedians...deal with it! :P)
There was this nebbish kinda guy. I mean nobody ever paid attention to him. One day he sees a man surrounded by people, who were hanging on his every word. The nebbish guy finally walks over to the popular man and asks him, "sir. you're always surrounded by people, yet nobody notices me? how do I become to be more like you?"
"Well the first thing is to get you noticed. Hmmmm. I know what you can do. The circus is in town. Go rent a camel from them, and ride it up and down the street. That ought to do it."
The nebbish guy thinks about it and decides to go for it. He rents the camel and rides up and down the streets. Soon he's smiling because everybody is pointing at him. He waves to them and takes the camel home and ties him up in front of his house. The next morning the camel has been stolen. He calls the police and the police sends out an officer. The officer figure he'll treat it like a stolen car incident. He asks the man,
"What was the color of the camel?"
"Tan...I mean brown..Well I really don't know for sure?"
"Well did it have one hump or two?"
"One...I...no it had two...well I really aren't too sure, but go ahjead with two humps."
"Well sir, was the camel male or female?"
"It was definately male."
"How can you be so sure, when you couldn't be sure of anything else, sir?"
"Because officer, while i was riding the camel, some of the peple were pointing and saying to look at the shmuck on that camel."
Thank you. You've been a great audience. The next show is at ten. Please try the veal and remember to tip your waitress! :D
LoL Good one... It's not often I hear a joke that I haven't heard a million Times before! *Holds up hand For High five*