WA Delegate (non-executive): The Doctoral Monkey Feet of Mousebumples (elected 4 years 342 days ago)
Founder: The Blue Serenity of Awesome Islands
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Authoritarian in Monkey Island
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
As a region, Monkey Island is ranked 14,446th in the world for Most Authoritarian.
|1.||The Capitalist Dictatorship of Afrasiab||Father Knows Best State||“Help, I'm trapped in a motto factory!”|
|2.||The Rogue Nation of Drama Queen||Father Knows Best State||“It's all about ME.”|
|3.||The Free Land of Orangutans Armed||Democratic Socialists||“Ook”|
|4.||The Star Empire of Ainocra||Libertarian Police State||“Through victory, my chains are broken.”|
|5.||The Republic of Monkeys Uncle Island||Father Knows Best State||“Well, I'll be an insulated subcontinental landmass!”|
|6.||The Blue Serenity of Awesome Islands||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We're not just awesome - we're awesome squared!”|
|7.||The Principality of Andanda||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We forever look to God”|
|8.||The Eminent Domain of Ziggie Valencourt||Father Knows Best State||“All Hail the great and powerful Ziggie from Nantucket”|
|9.||The Empire of Darth Famine||Compulsory Consumerist State||“The force shall set me free”|
|10.||The Formerly Contopon of Do Nothings||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“ ”|
- 1 day 7 hours ago: The Republic of Terra Divinia of the region The Remnants of the Mian Empire proposed constructing embassies.
- 5 days ago: The Free Land of La Entrepierna de Hitler ceased to exist.
- 5 days ago: The United States of American Militia ceased to exist.
- 5 days ago: The Badlands Beyond the Brink of The Bizarre of the region The Illuminati proposed constructing embassies.
- 6 days ago: The Jingoistic States of Syl Storms of the region My Pants withdrew an invitation to construct embassies.
- 6 days ago: The Benevolent Dictatorship of Hegglesdom of the region My Pants proposed constructing embassies.
- 7 days ago: The Republic of Yann Yiing of the region Hopesia proposed constructing embassies.
- 16 days ago: The Free Land of New New London arrived from The West Pacific.
- 18 days ago: The Badlands Beyond the Brink of The Bizarre of the region The Illuminati proposed constructing embassies.
- 19 days ago: The Wrecking Ball of Percvania of the region Trainsylvinea proposed constructing embassies.
Monkey Island Regional Message Board
Unlike last time, the Shrine is prepared. We will be more than stalwart in our defense of Monkey Island!
But The Star Empire of Ainocra, do you really think they'd pull the same gimmick on us? For all we know something else might happen, like an invasion of evil clowns with cleavers who are claustrophobic.
Killer Klowns from outer space?
Yeah they'd do that
I always ship my zombies to other nations. Our catgirl zombies are just so darned cute when they're eating brains. Tee hee hee!
catgirl zombies...... not sure if I should feel happy or terrified :)
Makes sense that the catgirls would be first in Furniture Restoration. Gotta sharpen those claws on something, right?
meh, coins are not really lifting my skirt. still they did put alot of effort into it.
Pretty much my thoughts. Ooooh money. Reminds me of the shares thing from a few years ago.
All the same, happy April fools everyone!
Since there was no invasion of any kind, the Shrine will remain dormant for a while. As Zombie Defense Minister I will testify that the region is NOT in danger in any way.
So, um, don't fire me. :P
Haha, no worries. I was totally in Mexico for the duration of April Fool's and sitting there hoping nothing awesome that would make me want to ignore my sister/the beach/etc., to play on my phone with the ridiculously bad internet that I had at the resort.
And I didn't say that publicly because I didn't want to announce to potential raiders that I was going to be mostly MIA - for security reasons, of course. I'm back now, though, and I'm hoping that we'll have another zombie event ... this fall, maybe, for Halloween again?
A new religious youth movement, popularly known as The Cult of Pizza, has recently gained visibility in True Moriya Shrine, proclaiming the "good word of the Supreme Pizza and his light and happy ways". Affronted religious leaders have taken notice.
"The heretics must be stopped!" trumpets Bishop of The Church of Suwako Jennifer Falopian while handing out black books to bystanders. "If we allow blasphemers like them to continue their preaching, it will hurt my church's revenue -- I mean, it could be hazardous to our nation's citizens. Who knows what they'll turn to next - a cult based on noodles? Bah! The government must intercede on behalf of legitimate religious organizations."
High Priestess Chiye Kochiya would like to announce that Bishop Falopian will be resigning from her position. The Bishop acted under the assumption that Suwako is Yahweh, and therefore any faith outside of Suwakoism must therefore be "Heathen." Furthermore, she openly stated that she was earning revenue from her church, which is a form of corruption and is therefore a deep stain towards Suwako's honor and glory. What the Bishop failed to remember (other than of course remembering to NOT BE CORRUPT) was that Suwako is not Yahweh. Suwako firmly states that all her children must be eager to assist and embrace other faiths. "Come, young tadpoles, do not be tainted by bigotry and fundamentalism. All creatures are equal and precious in my eyes." (Kero Kero Kero, 4:1)
The Cult of Pizza declared that "there is mush room in True Moriya Shrine for a mixed platter of faiths," and this sentiment falls in line with Suwakoist teachings. Thus, the High Priestess sees no reason to suppress their cult at this time. Unless they begin heinous practices like human or amphibian sacrifices and/or engaging holy wars on other faiths (which at the moment seems unlikely), the Chapel Militant will not get involved with their activities.