Monkey Island

WA Delegate: FlagThe Doctoral Monkey Feet of Mousebumples (elected 313 days ago).

Founder: FlagThe Magnificent Monkeys of Awesome Islands

World Factbook Entry

Monkey Island is a peace-loving region who gladly welcomes any nations wishing to join us. The only rule of the region is that all nations must treat other nations with respect.

Many thanks to Hinjikalaba, our previous founder. We would also like to thank FlagThe Myxomatosis Spewing Machine of Venerable libertarians for their skilled creation of our regional flag.

We are allies with Texas.

Our forum is Linkhere.

Our delegate does not wish to receive telegrams requesting support for WA SC proposals.

Regional Power: High

Monkey Island contains 25 nations, the 247th most in the world.

Administration...

Today's World Census Report

The Most Godforsaken in Monkey Island

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and holistic aura chakra wellbeing in order to determine the least godly nations.

As a region, Monkey Island is ranked 442nd in the world for Most Godforsaken.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.FlagThe Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of WedontcareLiberal Democratic Socialists“We hate censorship of mottos...”
2.FlagThe Buffet of Gourmet With GenkiWA MemberDemocratic Socialists“We are all one”
3.FlagThe United States of Shigeru2Capitalizt“If we go forward, don't look back”
4.FlagThe Slamin' Wangdoodle of AlabalalaNew York Times Democracy“Go ahead. Touch it. I dare you.”
5.FlagThe Doctoral Monkey Feet of MousebumplesWA MemberNew York Times Democracy“The only prescription is more cowbell!”
6.FlagThe Peoples Republic of Calico VCorrupt Dictatorship“Working Towards A Better Futura For Its People”
7.FlagThe Banana Republic of KazejinWA MemberAnarchy“Come mista tally man, tally me banana!”
8.FlagThe Pedantic Expanse of HangnailWA MemberNew York Times Democracy“Eat exuding oinks”
9.FlagThe Sacred Domain of Ziggie ValencourtWA MemberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“All Hail the great and powerful Ziggie from Nantucket”
10.FlagThe Aesthetic Microstate of Limbo GrayDemocratic Socialists“To Resist Everything But Temptation”
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Regional Happenings

History...

Monkey Island Civil Headquarters

Messages from regional members are co-ordinated here.

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14 days ago FlagThe Happy CatHouse of The Crazed Catgirls Mousey...Condemn Ohmigodtheykilledkenny has been submitted for approvals. We of the AO would appriciate your helping get this to floor, so we can act like @#$%!# in the SC. :D
14 days ago FlagThe Doctoral Monkey Feet of Mousebumples Actually, Yunipuma, it's already up for a vote ....
14 days ago FlagThe Doctoral Monkey Feet of Mousebumples (also: I've already registered our vote "in favor" ... I'm open to negotiation, but from what I've read on the forum, Kenny wouldn't mind having the CONDEMN banner on his nation page - hopefully to be accompanied by a COMMEND banner before too much longer ... )
13 days ago FlagThe Happy CatHouse of The Crazed Catgirls Yep....we in the AO are kinda happy that our regional founder is getting a Condemnation. I've a Commendation for the AO that I'm probally going to ressurect and submit soon as well.:)

And thanks Mousey. ;)
13 days ago FlagThe Doctoral Monkey Feet of Mousebumples If you'd rather not submit the Commendation (personally, as you are a member of that region ... it may look a bit fishy - although I don't know that the SC would care enough to notice), I'd probably be willing to submit it, if you don't have another WA nation/puppet/etc. lined up to do so. (I say "probably" pending actual proposal content.) But, still, it sounds interesting. (And maybe I need to edit the new edition to the RFE - I don't want any SC telegrams unless they're related to Texas, MI, or AO ;)
11 days ago FlagThe Happy CatHouse of The Crazed Catgirls THe commendation actullay has very little in "in-jokes" , Mousey. Its pretty much a straight up commendation for the region of its work in the Festering Snakepit(the UN and WA). I'll try to either TG you the text, or get you a link to it, so you can decide if y'all would like to submit it. :)
11 days ago FlagThe Happy CatHouse of The Crazed Catgirls I'll post the text here....
Commend Antarctic Oasis
proposed by The Palentine
The World Assembly acknowledges and appreciates the years-long commitment to and involvement in the NSUN/WA by numerous members of the Antarctic Oasis region.

From the days of the NSUN to the present time, nations and former nations of this region have written dozens of resolutions for this august body, covering every issue from education, child pornography and necrophilia to landmines, terrorism and naval protocols -- as well as nut-kicking and multiple attempts to reopen the infamous abortion "Can of Worms."

Furthermore, the diplomats of this region have brought entertainment to floor debates with shockingly profane dolphins, Destructor Bunnies, pie fights, water fights, and karaoke contests.

Said diplomats have also been known to haunt the Strangers' Bar, and have vastly contributed to the atmosphere and ambiance of the famed drinking establishment (when not brawling, causing fires and explosions, and cruelly pranking other diplomats, that is).

Also worthy of note are various other "Antarctian" contributions to the world body, like soliciting bribes for votes, exploiting loopholes in legislation, keeping compliance officials at bay with gnomish warbands and kamikaze penguins, raising awareness of the Thessadorian Ambassador and her considerable assets, and uncovering indisputable archeological proof that the WA Secretariat member known as "Ardchoille" was originally called "Artichokeville."

It is because of these actions in making the NSUN/WA enjoyable that the World Assembly hereby COMMENDS the region of Antarctic Oasis.

So what do y'all think. It has a few more joke than I remembered....but hey it was written last summer. :P
10 days ago FlagThe Doctoral Monkey Feet of Mousebumples Yunipuma - do you want co-author credit on this? Probably not your AO nation, but your MI Catgirl or Texan Catgirl or ... other Catgirl? (how many Catgirls do you have, anyhow?! ;)
9 days ago FlagThe Happy CatHouse of The Crazed Catgirls I got Catgirls the way most people got mice.:P

Using the Palentine will be fine, Mousey(I have no shame:P) I figure the good but unwholesome Senator Sulla needs to leave a bad tase in the mouths of denizens of the SC(he's aready done a fine job of doing so in the Festering Snakepit). :)
2 days ago FlagThe Doctoral Monkey Feet of Mousebumples Alert for all WA nations: A proposal to COMMEND the region of Antarctic Oasis is up for a vote. As the author of the proposal, I would greatly appreciate your consideration (and your vote in favor, if you lean in that direction) of this matter.