Monkey Island RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Eminent Domain of Ziggie Valencourt (elected )

Founder: The Blue Serenity of Awesome Islands

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Monkey Island is a peace-loving region, which welcomes everyone. Our only rule is to treat each other with respect. We're very friendly. Please chat on our RMB!

We've been around since (almost) the beginning & are proud to have been a part of NationStates for so long. Check out our Linkforum!

WA nations: Endorse The Confederate Dominion of Separatist Peoples ASAP for regional security. (Endo cap: 2)

Government:
Top Banana - Separatist Peoples
Tiki Barman - The Crazed Catgirls
Jungle Hopper - True moriya shrine
Zombie Defense Minister - Ziggie Valencourt
Regional Scribe - Amerion

Want an embassy? Contact Separatist Peoples before requesting.

Featured Region on October 27, 2014



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Embassies: Texas, The Pleiades, Antarctic Oasis, Final Fantasy, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Western Atlantic, the West Pacific, Union of Free Nations, Testregionia, The Coalition of Democratic Nations, Osiris, Diplomatic Union, Kingdom of Alexandria, The Caldonian Union, Trendsetter, Mr Money Headquarters, and 2 others.One big Island, and Belaus.

Tags: Sports, National Sovereigntist, Offsite Forums, General Assembly, Neutral, Independent, Featured, Snarky, Role Player, Medium, Libertarian, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

Monkey Island contains 36 nations, the 369th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Nudest in Monkey Island

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Monkey Island is ranked 1,379th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Rogue Nation of Drama QueenFather Knows Best State“It's all about ME.”
2.The Free Land of Defenestrations R UsFather Knows Best State“Vastiva Reflecting Pool, here we come!”
3.The Blue Serenity of Awesome IslandsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We're not just awesome - we're awesome squared!”
4.The Disputed Territories of The United States of SatanistsAnarchy“.”
5.The Banana Republic of KazejinAnarchy“Death to all llamas.”
6.The Feminist Grand Duchy of QuirnScandinavian Liberal Paradise“The forms are normal, but the norms are purely formal.”
7.The Rowdy cathouse of The Crazed CatgirlsCapitalist Paradise“Hey Mister! Wanna see my undies? They're really cute!”
8.The Steppenwolves of Takla-makanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“wok me baby”
9.The Confederacy of HideawayLiberal Democratic Socialists“Not in the face!”
10.The Perfect Filling of WA Pie ShopFather Knows Best State“PIE!”
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Monkey Island Regional Message Board

The Confederate Dominion of Separatist Peoples wrote:Eh...nobody? Nobody at all?

But you're doing a fine job. Why would we mess with perfection?

There are four lights!

The Eminent Domain of Ziggie Valencourt wrote:But you're doing a fine job. Why would we mess with perfection?
There are four lights!

I'm not nearly stubborn enough to argue with you. Four lights there are!

I'll be putting in 80 hour weeks once law school starts, so if I don't CTE at least once, I'll be impressed. I'd rather not leave the region without a viable replacement. :)

Law School? Yikes.
Feel free to give me your password to ensure you don't CTE. I'll be good...I promise. :P

Awesome Islands

Maybe I could take over for a bit as delegate.

Also how's everyone doing?

The Empire of The Imperial Frost Federation wrote:Maybe I could take over for a bit as delegate.

This seems like a reasonable idea. I endorse it fully. We should all endorse IFF.

My fellow Monkey Islanders, today I must resign my post as Top Banana. Unfortunately, there is no exciting scandal about untoward behavior between me and a secretary, I have not been selling weapons to Europeia to fund rebels in The North Pacific, and I am most certainly not a crook. Nonetheless, my time with you is up.

Iíve had a fantastic time serving as your Top Banana, and despite the fact that I couldnít possibly measure up compared to Mouse or Ainocra, I am honored to have served the good Monkey Islanders for as long as I have. Unfortunately, my schedule is going to be unreasonably busy in the years to come, and I just cannot spare the attention Monkey Island deserves. The only honorable course of action, I feel, is to pass the baton.

As nobody has elected to take up the position, Iíve brought in a friend of mine, The Empire of The Imperial Frost Federation, who is a GA regular and friend of mine. I have the utmost confidence that he will serve Monkey Island with all the dedication and respect that I have.

Thank you for your trust in me these past few years and thank you for letting me serve you as Delegate. As my final order of official businessÖTHE RUM IS ON ME!

Awesome Islands

The Confederate Dominion of Separatist Peoples wrote:Thank you for your trust in me these past few years and thank you for letting me serve you as Delegate. As my final order of official business…THE RUM IS ON ME!


We... are... GROOT!

The Confederate Dominion of Separatist Peoples wrote:My fellow Monkey Islanders, today I must resign my post as Top Banana. Unfortunately, there is no exciting scandal about untoward behavior between me and a secretary, I have not been selling weapons to Europeia to fund rebels in The North Pacific, and I am most certainly not a crook. Nonetheless, my time with you is up.
I’ve had a fantastic time serving as your Top Banana, and despite the fact that I couldn’t possibly measure up compared to Mouse or Ainocra, I am honored to have served the good Monkey Islanders for as long as I have. Unfortunately, my schedule is going to be unreasonably busy in the years to come, and I just cannot spare the attention Monkey Island deserves. The only honorable course of action, I feel, is to pass the baton.
As nobody has elected to take up the position, I’ve brought in a friend of mine, The Empire of The Imperial Frost Federation, who is a GA regular and friend of mine. I have the utmost confidence that he will serve Monkey Island with all the dedication and respect that I have.
Thank you for your trust in me these past few years and thank you for letting me serve you as Delegate. As my final order of official business…THE RUM IS ON ME!

Thanks for your time and dedication to the region, SP! Good luck with your future school business, etc., and if you need me to do something on the Regional Admin side of things feel free to poke me. I'm afraid RL is keeping me busier than I'd like so I don't check in with my friends in Monkey Island as often as I used to, but you guys are still always close to my heart. <3

~Mousebumples

Real life has kicked us all in the tails...which may lead to the lack of nominations for Bananadom.
I for one welcome our new banana overlords.
--Ziggie

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