The Tomatoship of New Delfos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Council of New Delfos with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.833 billion Delfics enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delfingrad. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Delfosian economy, worth a remarkable 6,711 trillion tomatoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 164,376 tomatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solid-gold toilets are New Delfosian prisons' least expensive furnishings, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Delfos's national animal is the Big Red Tomato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Delfos is ranked 308,127^th in the world and 19^th in Taijitu for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -43.7 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.