The Federation of Velle Bene is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ezra Johannes Anderson V with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 5.484 billion Velbenites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Paullus. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Velle Benean economy, worth 323 trillion luxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 59,000 luxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velle Bene's national animal is the secretary bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Void.

Velle Bene is ranked 27,154^th in the world and 1,510^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 110.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.