The Protectorate of Tuitio LXXXI is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.868 billion Tuitio LXXXIians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Tuitio LXXXIian economy, worth 688 trillion Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 43,402 Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,732 per year while the poor average 2,720, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tuitio LXXXI's national animal is the raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Tuitio LXXXI is ranked 236,863^rd in the world and 1^st in League of Combined Nations for Safest, scoring 16.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.