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Rudest Citizens: 862ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,193rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,398th
The Battle of Roncesvalles of
Anarchy
He has learned much who knows the pain of struggle
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Song of Roland

Population22.944 billion

CapitalRoncevaux
LeaderCharlemagne
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyDurendal
AnimalVeillantif

The Battle of Roncesvalles of The Song of Roland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Charlemagne with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 22.944 billion Song of Rolandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roncevaux. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Song of Rolandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,518 trillion Durendals a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 240,537 Durendals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,571,478 per year while the poor average 14,519, a ratio of 108 to 1.

Charlemagne steals from the rich and gives to the needy, parents dread their examinations more than their children, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, and political cartoons depicting Charlemagne's face on a Veillantif's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Song of Roland's national animal is the Veillantif, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Song of Roland is ranked 4,216th in the world and 29th in NationStates for Highest Food Quality, scoring 219.55 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 862ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,193rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,398thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,635thMost Efficient Economies: 1,889thMost Inclusive: 2,478thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,764thLargest Black Market: 2,843rdHighest Economic Output: 2,866thTop
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Most Stationary: 2,955thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,413thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,510thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,991stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,181stHighest Food Quality: 4,216thLargest Governments: 4,568thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,685thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,014thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,394thMost Cultured: 5,736thFattest Citizens: 5,749thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,882ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,133rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,147thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,315thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,427thNicest Citizens: 6,929thSmartest Citizens: 7,048thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,626thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,780thMost Developed: 7,936thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,309thNudest: 9,001stMost Patriotic: 9,982ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,784thMost Influential: 11,642ndLargest Populations: 11,776thMost Devout: 12,230thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,157thLargest Retail Industry: 17,773rdLowest Crime Rates: 18,150thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,871stLargest Publishing Industry: 21,956thMost Pacifist: 26,556thMost Pro-Market: 28,633rd
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 40th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 48th in the regionNicest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 58th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Extreme: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 73rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 77th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Song of Roland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : The Song of Roland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in The Song of Roland, political cartoons depicting Charlemagne's face on a Veillantif's buttocks are selling like hotcakes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Song of Roland, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Song of Roland, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in The Song of Roland, Charlemagne steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
  • : Following new legislation in The Song of Roland, equality looks curiously unequal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Song of Roland, a revolving door was recently installed at the entrance of the Song of Rolandian Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in The Song of Roland, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Song of Roland, prison visits increase substantially during election years.

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