The United Confederation of The Saintsland Republic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PM Maria Valencia with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.774 billion Saintians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Santos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Saintian economy, worth a remarkable 3,324 trillion Santos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 340,095 Santos, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, immigrants who don't like the taste of Saintian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Saintsland Republic's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Saintsland Republic is ranked 288,756^th in the world and 6,771^st in the Rejected Realms for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.62 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.