The Colony of The New Commonwealth Society Guardian is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.272 billion New Commonwealth Society Guardianians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The very strong New Commonwealth Society Guardianian economy, worth 426 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 58,707 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 179,340 per year while the poor average 14,895, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate. The New Commonwealth Society Guardian's national animal is the dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The New Commonwealth Society Guardian is ranked 229,785^th in the world and 6^th in The New Commonwealth Society for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.98 kickbacks per hour.