The King Dust Demon of The Mustache Man- is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 22.586 billion Mustache Man-ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Mustache Man-ian economy, worth 293 trillion Mustache Creams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 12,978 Mustache Creams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, voting is voluntary, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mustache Man-'s national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Mustache Man- is ranked 73,744^th in the world and 60^th in The Internationale for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.5 law-abiding acts per hour.