Most Efficient Economies: 815th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,065th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,448th
The Most Serene Republic of
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The Most Serene Republic of The Master M is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Gaius Vastera IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.14 billion The Master Mians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paraiso. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient The Master Mian economy, worth a remarkable 2,542 trillion Steryls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 250,710 Steryls, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,164,759 per year while the poor average 32,430, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

The national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, students abandon classrooms for online education, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and major internet servers have acquired citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Master M's national animal is the Evil Saber-Tooth Sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Master M is ranked 184,420th in the world and 17th in Gholgoth for Longest Average Lifespans, with 27.83 Years.

Most Efficient Economies: 815thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,065thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,448thLargest Mining Sector: 1,829thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,873rdTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,925thRudest Citizens: 1,983rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,091stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,095thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,252ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,586thLargest Retail Industry: 2,599thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,670thHighest Economic Output: 2,706thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,824thFattest Citizens: 2,996thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,234thMost Avoided: 3,559thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,606thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,919thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,574thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,128thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,567thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,407thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,542ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,536thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,024thTop
Safest: 9,793rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,513thSmartest Citizens: 10,513thLargest Populations: 10,521stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,817thLargest Black Market: 14,338thMost Pro-Market: 17,435thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,136th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Master M's influence in Gholgoth rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : The Master M's influence in Gholgoth rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : The Master M was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Most Efficient Economies, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master M, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master M, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : The Master M lodged a message on the Gholgoth Regional Message Board.
  • : The Master M altered its national flag.
  • : The Master M relocated from Osiris to Gholgoth.
  • : The Master M's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : The Master M was refounded in Osiris.


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