Most Efficient Economies: 797th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,073rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,476th
The Most Serene Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
In Fortitudine Victoria
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Most Serene Republic of The Master M is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Gaius Vastera IV with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.275 billion The Master Mians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paraiso. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient The Master Mian economy, worth a remarkable 2,577 trillion Steryls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 250,852 Steryls, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,165,420 per year while the poor average 32,448, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, TMM-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Master M's national animal is the Evil Saber-Tooth Sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Master M is ranked 175,629th in the world and 14th in Gholgoth for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 11.75 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Top
1%
Most Efficient Economies: 797thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,073rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,476thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,833rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,915thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,935thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,080thRudest Citizens: 2,131stHighest Average Incomes: 2,138thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,424thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,630thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,669thHighest Economic Output: 2,691stLargest Retail Industry: 2,832ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,878thFattest Citizens: 3,074thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,410thMost Avoided: 3,549thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,606thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,148thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,692ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,447thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,958thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,764thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,780thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,179thTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,365thSafest: 9,396thLargest Populations: 10,392ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,467thSmartest Citizens: 11,045thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,996thLargest Black Market: 14,357thMost Pro-Market: 16,634thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,487th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Master M's influence in Gholgoth rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : The Master M was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master M, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master M, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master M, TMM-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master M, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : The Master M's influence in Gholgoth rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : The Master M's influence in Gholgoth rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : The Master M's influence in Gholgoth rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : The Master M was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Most Efficient Economies, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Largest Mining Sector.

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