The Most Serene Republic of The Master M is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Master M with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 20.184 billion Mians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paraiso. The average income tax rate is 27.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Master Mian economy, worth a remarkable 5,326 trillion Mian Republic Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 263,880 Mian Republic Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across The Master M are blocked up with orders for new public loos, parents dread their examinations more than their children, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Master M's national animal is the Evil Saber-Tooth Sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Master M is ranked 3,655^th in the world and 9^th in Gholgoth for Safest, scoring 136.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.