The CUP Fortified Enclave in and of The Grove of Eladen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Florinelios with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 26.026 billion Elf of the Groves are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress of the Glade. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient an Elf of the Grove economy, worth a remarkable 7,190 trillion Silver Seers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 276,272 Silver Seers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Grove of Eladen's national animal is the Grey Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Arda.

The Grove of Eladen is ranked 55,584^th in the world and 15^th in Eladen for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,289.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.