The Feline Realm of The Elysian Order is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by a cat with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.339 billion Cats are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth 362 trillion cat foods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 154,831 cat foods, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,410,424 per year while the poor average 1,910, a ratio of 738 to 1.

Card collectors duel to the death, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Feline military, lottery winners spend most of their money on security, and colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Elysian Order's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Felinism.

The Elysian Order is ranked 280,549^th in the world and 6,194^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 5.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.