The Cosmopolitan Republic of Syndius is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sevina Etessi with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.87 billion Syndreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syndrida. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Syndian economy, worth 307 trillion Sindenese Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 107,017 Sindenese Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, modern readers say a story is worthless without hyperlinked footnotes and editable wiki format, and remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syndius's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Loverattorism.

Syndius is ranked 275,301^st in the world and 9,996^th in Osiris for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.