The Kingdom of Sutalia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Fidenzio Legato with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.615 billion Sutalians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moncigio. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sutalian economy, worth 460 trillion Florins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,808 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sutalia's national animal is the Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Feinoism.

Sutalia is ranked 273,774^th in the world and 38^th in Libertatem for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,084.45 Standard Monetary Units.