The Queen's State of Sujyn is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 34.114 billion Sujynians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 24.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sujynian economy, worth a remarkable 1,437 trillion betales a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,139 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, all tariffs have been abolished, history classes are mandatory for students, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Sujyn's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sujyn is ranked 72,478^th in the world and 1^st in Kenya for Most Corrupt Governments, with 24.15 kickbacks per hour.