The Republic of Slavicaja is a small, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 36 million Slavicajans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 34.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Slavicajan economy, worth 1.48 trillion korunas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,201 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, high school bands practice by moonlight, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, and superfoods are often seen as supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavicaja's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slavicaja is ranked 54,089^th in the world and 81^st in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Safest, scoring 101.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.