The 😟ฬєเг๔๏ร of OmniGooch is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Goocho with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 4.747 billion OmniGoochians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KamiGooch. The average income tax rate is 16.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OmniGoochian economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 260,312 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on OmniGoochian resumés, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe, and everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OmniGooch's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goochism.

OmniGooch is ranked 268,246^th in the world and 333^rd in The Kodiak Republic for Nicest Citizens, with 0.63 average smiles per day.