Population | 3.357 billion |
Capital | Capital City |
Leader | Nwahs |
Currency | Token |
Animal | Eagle |
The LordNwahs-ian Republic of Olvern is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nwahs with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.357 billion Olvernians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The average income tax rate is 21.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Olvernian economy, worth 610 trillion Tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 181,844 Tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Political detractors refer to Nwahs as 'that Bigtopian puppet', the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Token charge on their phone bill, and wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Olvern's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Olvern is ranked 5,772nd in the world and 266th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 155 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Olvern was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Olvern, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests.
- : Following new legislation in Olvern, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Token charge on their phone bill.
- : Following new legislation in Olvern, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Olvern, political detractors refer to Nwahs as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.
- : Following new legislation in Olvern, Capital City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
- : Following new legislation in Olvern, the national defense strategy is a little floppy.
- : Following new legislation in Olvern, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
- : Following new legislation in Olvern, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory.
- : Olvern lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.