The Armed Republic of North Yon Ang Direequeltow is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 716 million North Yon Ang Direequeltowians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The frighteningly efficient North Yon Ang Direequeltowian economy, worth 81.4 trillion Direequeltows a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,641 Direequeltows, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Major boxing matches are held in government buildings, the justice of North Yon Ang Direequeltow is considered superior to that of other nations, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Yon Ang Direequeltow's national animal is the Hare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Yon Ang Direequeltow is ranked 62,485^th in the world and 43^rd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,519.01 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.