Capitalist Paradise RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Provisional Authority of Shadow Afforess (elected 8 hours ago)

Founder: The Capitalist Alliance of The-CID

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Welcome to Capitalist Paradise! Founded on May 2003, this is a friendly and secure region with exceptionally strong economies, high civil rights and political freedoms. We welcome nations of all categories.

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Constitution: LinkMagna Carta
Motto: From Liberty, Prosperity; From Prosperity, Freedom

CEO: WA Delegate
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Sucrati
Minister of Interior: Shadow Afforess

President of the Legislature: LadyFasterkittens

Advocate/Arbiter General: Northern Borland
Supreme Court Chief Justice: Roxie Hart
Justice Member: Panageadom
Justice Member: Repentant Jihadi
Alt. Justice Member: Capitalist Producers

WA Delegate election in progress!!!.


Embassies: Laissez Faireholm, Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region, The Black Market, The United Defenders League, the South Pacific, The Genesis Corporation, Strategos Prime, The Commonwealth of Kings, The Versutian Federation, and Global Right Alliance.

Tags: Democratic, Capitalist, National Sovereigntist, Offsite Forums, Free Trade, Independent, Featured, Anti-World Assembly, Gargantuan, and Regional Government.

Regional Power: Extremely High

Capitalist Paradise contains 560 nations, the 16th most in the world.

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The Most Avoided in Capitalist Paradise

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,492nd in the world for Most Avoided.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NICompulsory Consumerist State“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”
2.The Infection of EdgemasterWA MemberCompulsory Consumerist State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
3.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCapitalizt“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
4.The Fascist Protectorate of BatwichCorporate Police State“Die”
5.The Armed Corporations of Aurora IslandsCapitalist Paradise“If you have money, nothing is impossible!”
6.The Perpendicular Parallels of PerpendiculousWA MemberAnarchy“Phase 1 Collect Underpants, Phase 2 ?, Phase 3 Profit!”
7.The Freedom-Seeking Republic of PanageadomWA MemberNew York Times Democracy“Citizens of Panageadom are Men of Wealth and Taste”
8.The Liberal Secular Federation of Nation of QuebecCivil Rights Lovefest“In Freedom We Trust”
9.The Free Allied Republic of FlanderosaLiberal Democratic Socialists“United We Stand, Divided We Fall”
10.The Armed Republic of Patriotic FreedomAnarchy“Need courage? Here, have a gun instead!”
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Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board

The Minister of Bad Behavior of Capitalist Producers wrote:The Minister of Bad Behavior of Capitalist Producers happily throws its support behind The Grand Duchy of Acario... If it won't do any harm.

I've always liked acario, and I expected him the be an excellent delegate... but if the MoBB supports him, he has to be more evil than satan.

"What, can the Devil speak true?" (Macbeth, I, 3, 107)

The Freedom-Seeking Republic of Panageadom wrote:"What, can the Devil speak true?" (Macbeth, I, 3, 107)

Yes. I'm not religious, but I understand that even in real life, the best way to deceive people is with the truth.

Finally. Delegate Again.

The Provisional Authority of Shadow Afforess wrote:Finally. Delegate Again.

Your devious plot is revealed at last. I shall call you Afforess Underwood.

I hope to remind everyone that there is only one declared candidate for delegate and that is Acario. Shadow Afforess and Luthatania are both ineligible to be delegate by influence requirement. Do them a favor and unendorse them to around 90 endos for the time so they don't have to resign from the WA next week. Also endorse Acario if you haven't already.

The Dictatorship of Czeckolutania wrote:I've always liked acario, and I expected him the be an excellent delegate... but if the MoBB supports him, he has to be more evil than satan.

That why I wrote, "If it won't do any harm." >:)

The Clampdown of Kaputer wrote:I hope to remind everyone that there is only one declared candidate for delegate and that is Acario. Shadow Afforess and Luthatania are both ineligible to be delegate by influence requirement. Do them a favor and unendorse them to around 90 endos for the time so they don't have to resign from the WA next week. Also endorse Acario if you haven't already.

Ok, as much as it pains me, I withdrew my endorsement of Afforess. Of course that may increase his popularity.

The Conservative Republic of Agripa wrote:Your devious plot is revealed at last. I shall call you Afforess Underwood.

My first act as a rogue and unelected delegate is to vote FOR the condemnation of Douria. The regional vote is 66% against, but I can vote whichever way I choose. And I prefer to condemn him. Mwahaha.

#Abuse #Of #Delegacy

LNN Luthatanian News Network
Endorsement SNAFU Leaves Rogue Moronic Despot as Regional Delegate

Seven hours ago, The Provisional Authority of Shadow Afforess walked into the capitol of Capitalist Paradise and simply seized control of he region, apparently unopposed as members of the regional government had been enjoying "Taco Night" and were all busy emptying their bowels at the time. They returned to find the doors to the capitol haphazardly locked with a chain and cheap Chinese made padlock. Through the door, they could see their staff lying on the floor in blindfolds, Iranian Embassy style. Positioned above the lock was a note stating "HAR HAR Sukerz! I be in charge now! U go away be4 I ordur you assassassenated!" The note, written in crayon, was verified to have been authored by the leaders of the government of Shadow Afforess, no one else would make so many spelling and grammatical errors in three sentences.

The General Staff of the Armed Forces of The Kingdom of Luthatania is urging His Majesty to order an all-out assault on the capitol building in order to drive out the treasonous rebels. His Majesty has, however, decided to exercise restraint. He has ordered elements of the 4th Engineering Battalion to sever power, water, plumbing, communications and Cable TV lines leading to and from the Capitol complex to mitigate the damage done by the evil usurper The 3rd Army's Psychological Warfare Unit has set up large megaphones around the building and has been blasting Disco music at the offending parties for the last 3 hours. Captain McCord, commanding officer of the Psychological Warfare Unit, said "You haven't seen the maddening effect of The BeeGees until you have seen what we did at the Hotel Rwanda."

His Majesty, Paul I released the following statement: "The nation of Shadow Afforess has taken this action to move the region toward fascism, as shown by his Mussolini-like speech from the balcony of the Capitol Building. We must do everything we can to depose him without damage to the historic Reichs Landeshauptstadt Gebäude [Luthatanian name for the Regional Capitol Building]. Those nations who have not yet endorsed our candidate, our friend and ally, The Grand Duchy of Acario, must do so! They must simultaneously withdraw their endorsement from the despotic Shadow Afforess. The Kingdom of Luthatania shall continue to repel Shadow Afforess' efforts to usurp the power of our region until such time as Acario is able to walk into the Reichs Landeshauptstadt Gebäude freely and assume the office to which that nation was elected, albeit by default."

The Archbishop of Luthatania released a prayer for the people of the region: "We humbly beseech you, Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, to strike down Shadow Afforess where he stands. May he be struck blind by your lightning, deaf by your thunder and impotent by the strikes to the jiggles he shall receive from the iron-booted Luthatanian troops now surrounding the Reichs Landeshauptstadt Gebäude. We humbly ask that you keep Shadow Afforess from using any of the power he currently holds. In the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whose meatballs are juicier than those of your average Italian Restaurant, we pray, Amen."

The Kingdom of Luthatania wrote:-snip-

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