WA Delegate: The Grand Duchy of Acario (elected 4 days ago)
Founder: The Capitalist Alliance of The-CID
Embassies: Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region, The Versutian Federation, Laissez Faireholm, The Black Market, The United Defenders League, the South Pacific, The Genesis Corporation, Strategos Prime, The Commonwealth of Kings, and Global Right Alliance.
Regional Power: Extremely High
Today's World Census Report
The Highest Drug Use in Capitalist Paradise
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 6,354th in the world for Highest Drug Use.
|1.||The Sprawl of Freak Legion||Anarchy||“That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.”|
|2.||The People's Nation of Drasistan||Corporate Police State||“To our lord we pay our souls”|
|3.||The Right Honourable Merchants of Hegemon Industries||Capitalizt||“Ferrum et Fermentum”|
|4.||The Free Land of Volnosti||Corporate Bordello||“Liberty or Death”|
|5.||The Asylum Acres of AintRightInTheHead||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“A FASTERCAT Colony for Mental Health”|
|6.||The Republic of Cocainumus||Anarchy||“The beaches are alright. Conscientia et Libertati!”|
|7.||The Disputed Territories of Sherlockazulu||Anarchy||“Suum Cuique”|
|8.||The Grumpy Retiree of DWAsnia||Anarchy||“Get off my lawn!”|
|9.||The Colony of Imren||Capitalizt||“For the Republic Empire of Armus!”|
|10.||The Free Land of Unknown Island||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Freedom is everything”|
- 3 hours ago: The Lunarist Union of Socialist Shadow Republic of the region Federation of the Capitalistic Pacific proposed constructing embassies.
- 3 hours ago: The Republic of Lourmenkini arrived from NeoConfederate States of America.
- 5 hours ago: The Federation of The Multiversal Trade Authority arrived from Trade Federation.
- 6 hours ago: The Grand Duchy of Capina arrived from The Rejected Realms.
- 7 hours ago: The Kingdom of The Republic Empires of the region Republic Alliance proposed constructing embassies.
- 9 hours ago: The Colony of Torvish Ataschura arrived from The Coalition of Democratic Nations.
- 13 hours ago: The Empire of SNFP arrived from Protera.
- 13 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Spy bot tango Charlie departed this region for The South Pacific.
- 13 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Spy bot tango Charlie arrived from The South Pacific.
- 13 hours ago: The United States of Sandhelm departed this region for The North Pacific.
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ANN Afforessian News Network
Acario and Afforess sign lucrative trade deals in exchange for WA Delegacy
Afforessian forces moved out of the Capitalist Paradise World Assembly Headquarters early yesterday morning, following a lucrative trade deal with the incoming Acarian forces. Forces withdrew and remain stationed around New New York, the capital and largest city in Afforess. While the details of the trade deal remain sparse, Afforessian government officials pledged a 2% tax cut upon the successful implementation of the trade deal. While Acario has yet to announce their side of the deal, the New New York Stock Exchange has risen 5.4% in after-hours trading.
Afforess Decrys Luthatania Propoganda
The Afforessian Council blasted Luthatanian propaganda earlier this afternoon around what was a peaceful and orderly withdraw from the World Assembly Headquarters. In a joint statement, the council stated "Luthatania interference in World Assembly matters amounted to nearly nothing. Luthatanian media would do well to educate themselves on the workings of Afforess and her armed forces." While unconfirmed, rumors from the state department detail that the council burned recent Luthatanian trade proposals, pledging to ignore those greedy bastards.
Fastercatian Helicopters Beat Afforessian Speed Record
Earlier in the week, Fastercatian helicopters, on temporary assignment in Afforess following the brief World Assembly occupation, broke the speed record for a vehicle with propulsion without a rocket or jet engine. Fastercat military forces enjoy many lucrative military contracts in Afforess, providing needed resupply to the relatively tiny Afforessian Defense Forces.
LNN Luthatanian News Network: "Fair, Balanced, Sometimes Ludicrous"
King's Choice for Ambassador a "Giant Middle Finger" to Shadow Afforess
His Majesty today requested the resignation of the Luthatanian Ambassador Michael Bolton and Deputy Ambassador Michele Bazooms which have been assigned to the Luthatanian Embassy to The Free Republic of Shadow Afforess for nearly 4 years. The Foreign Secretary has released a statement which implied that His Majesty felt the Ambassadorial staff had become to soft in dealing with the current government of Shadow Afforess. The Ambassador and Deputy Ambassador positions will be filled by Sir General Thomas Krampus and Major Adolf Eichmann III, both of the Royal Army.
General Krampus, a direct descendant of the evil anti-Santa Claus of German extraction, began his career in the Luthatanian Ministry of Intelligence Special Operations Division and was rumored to have planned and carried out the highjacking of a fleet of Shadow Afforessian Red Cross Bloodmobiles 15 years ago, resulting in the temporary discomfort of hundreds of hemophiliacs. Major Eichmann is the grandson of German SS Obergruppenführer Adolf Eichmann, widely recognized as the architect of the Nazi German Holocaust. After World War Two, Eichmann was granted secret asylum in Luthatania, a stunt double being substituted at his trial in Israel. Eichmann, along with his son Adolf Jr, aided the Luthatanian government in the ethnic cleansing and relocation of it's "savage tribes," including large Afforessian groups settled in the southern part of the country. Major Adolf Eichmann III has also distinguished himself on the Luthatanian home front. As the architect of the Reinheitsgebot Law (Luthatanian Purity Law), Major Eichmann has overseen the Selective Euthanasia Program and the Marriage and Breeding License Division of the Ministry of Health. Most recently, Major Eichmann held the position of Deputy Director of the Office of Expatriation, a government agency which provides non-Ethnic Luthatanians, the poor, handicapped and those deemed to be a burden on the state with one way passage to foreign nations of their choice, as well as the deportation of career criminals to Luthatanian penal colonies as well as the seizure of all assets and valuables of the aforementioned people.
King Paul I's official statement was as follows "...Mr Bolton and Ms. Bazooms have served their country faithfully and honorably. They will both be redeployed to prestige positions where their skill set will add glory to the Kingdom. General Krampus and Major Eichmann have distinguished themselves as great military tacticians and true servants of the Crown and will make fine additions to our diplomatic corps. They will provide us with the strong leadership required to deal with our sometimes difficult ally."
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Stifling dissent already, Acario?
Can you not see the suppressed post? Maybe its only a NS++ feature, its been too long since I used vanilla NS. The NS++ extension is linked in the World Factbook, you should give it a try. There was some quite blaring dissent in the post.
Anyone can view suppressed posts...
NS++ auto shows suppressed posts I had to go through the trouble of tapping it (because I'm on my phone and not my desktop)
Oh my god you had to click a button, this reign of Acario is just so oppressive.
Everyone always has deranged critics I had mine you'll have yours Acario.
I don't think he was being serious...