WA Delegate (non-executive): The Provisional Authority of Shadow Afforess (elected 8 hours ago)
Founder: The Capitalist Alliance of The-CID
Embassies: Laissez Faireholm, Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region, The Black Market, The United Defenders League, the South Pacific, The Genesis Corporation, Strategos Prime, The Commonwealth of Kings, The Versutian Federation, and Global Right Alliance.
Regional Power: Extremely High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Avoided in Capitalist Paradise
Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,492nd in the world for Most Avoided.
|1.||The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”|
|2.||The Infection of Edgemaster||Compulsory Consumerist State||“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”|
|3.||The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland||Capitalizt||“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”|
|4.||The Fascist Protectorate of Batwich||Corporate Police State||“Die”|
|5.||The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands||Capitalist Paradise||“If you have money, nothing is impossible!”|
|6.||The Perpendicular Parallels of Perpendiculous||Anarchy||“Phase 1 Collect Underpants, Phase 2 ?, Phase 3 Profit!”|
|7.||The Freedom-Seeking Republic of Panageadom||New York Times Democracy||“Citizens of Panageadom are Men of Wealth and Taste”|
|8.||The Liberal Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec||Civil Rights Lovefest||“In Freedom We Trust”|
|9.||The Free Allied Republic of Flanderosa||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“United We Stand, Divided We Fall”|
|10.||The Armed Republic of Patriotic Freedom||Anarchy||“Need courage? Here, have a gun instead!”|
- 9 minutes ago: The Federal Republic of Zentradi arrived from The South Pacific.
- 8 hours ago: The United Capitalist Federation of Caronalad arrived from Renegade Islands Alliance.
- 8 hours ago: The United Capitalist Federation of Caronalad departed this region for Renegade Islands Alliance.
- 8 hours ago: The United Capitalist Federation of Caronalad arrived from Osiris.
- 8 hours ago: The Provisional Authority of Shadow Afforess replaced The Retiring Old Men of DWAsnia as WA Delegate.
- 8 hours ago: The Republic of The Revoulutionaries ceased to exist.
- 8 hours ago: The Allied States of Oman Islands ceased to exist.
- 8 hours ago: The Armed Republic of Superfootbal ceased to exist.
- 12 hours ago: The Federal Republic of Independent factions of the region Independent legion proposed constructing embassies.
- 13 hours ago: The Russia Empire of Starkiller101 departed this region for The Republic Nations.
Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board
I've always liked acario, and I expected him the be an excellent delegate... but if the MoBB supports him, he has to be more evil than satan.
"What, can the Devil speak true?" (Macbeth, I, 3, 107)
Yes. I'm not religious, but I understand that even in real life, the best way to deceive people is with the truth.
Finally. Delegate Again.
Your devious plot is revealed at last. I shall call you Afforess Underwood.
I hope to remind everyone that there is only one declared candidate for delegate and that is Acario. Shadow Afforess and Luthatania are both ineligible to be delegate by influence requirement. Do them a favor and unendorse them to around 90 endos for the time so they don't have to resign from the WA next week. Also endorse Acario if you haven't already.
That why I wrote, "If it won't do any harm." >:)
Ok, as much as it pains me, I withdrew my endorsement of Afforess. Of course that may increase his popularity.
My first act as a rogue and unelected delegate is to vote FOR the condemnation of Douria. The regional vote is 66% against, but I can vote whichever way I choose. And I prefer to condemn him. Mwahaha.
#Abuse #Of #Delegacy
LNN Luthatanian News Network
Endorsement SNAFU Leaves Rogue Moronic Despot as Regional Delegate
Seven hours ago, The Provisional Authority of Shadow Afforess walked into the capitol of Capitalist Paradise and simply seized control of he region, apparently unopposed as members of the regional government had been enjoying "Taco Night" and were all busy emptying their bowels at the time. They returned to find the doors to the capitol haphazardly locked with a chain and cheap Chinese made padlock. Through the door, they could see their staff lying on the floor in blindfolds, Iranian Embassy style. Positioned above the lock was a note stating "HAR HAR Sukerz! I be in charge now! U go away be4 I ordur you assassassenated!" The note, written in crayon, was verified to have been authored by the leaders of the government of Shadow Afforess, no one else would make so many spelling and grammatical errors in three sentences.
The General Staff of the Armed Forces of The Kingdom of Luthatania is urging His Majesty to order an all-out assault on the capitol building in order to drive out the treasonous rebels. His Majesty has, however, decided to exercise restraint. He has ordered elements of the 4th Engineering Battalion to sever power, water, plumbing, communications and Cable TV lines leading to and from the Capitol complex to mitigate the damage done by the evil usurper The 3rd Army's Psychological Warfare Unit has set up large megaphones around the building and has been blasting Disco music at the offending parties for the last 3 hours. Captain McCord, commanding officer of the Psychological Warfare Unit, said "You haven't seen the maddening effect of The BeeGees until you have seen what we did at the Hotel Rwanda."
His Majesty, Paul I released the following statement: "The nation of Shadow Afforess has taken this action to move the region toward fascism, as shown by his Mussolini-like speech from the balcony of the Capitol Building. We must do everything we can to depose him without damage to the historic Reichs Landeshauptstadt Gebäude [Luthatanian name for the Regional Capitol Building]. Those nations who have not yet endorsed our candidate, our friend and ally, The Grand Duchy of Acario, must do so! They must simultaneously withdraw their endorsement from the despotic Shadow Afforess. The Kingdom of Luthatania shall continue to repel Shadow Afforess' efforts to usurp the power of our region until such time as Acario is able to walk into the Reichs Landeshauptstadt Gebäude freely and assume the office to which that nation was elected, albeit by default."
The Archbishop of Luthatania released a prayer for the people of the region: "We humbly beseech you, Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, to strike down Shadow Afforess where he stands. May he be struck blind by your lightning, deaf by your thunder and impotent by the strikes to the jiggles he shall receive from the iron-booted Luthatanian troops now surrounding the Reichs Landeshauptstadt Gebäude. We humbly ask that you keep Shadow Afforess from using any of the power he currently holds. In the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whose meatballs are juicier than those of your average Italian Restaurant, we pray, Amen."