The State of Newark Covenant is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.719 billion Newark Covenantians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, although Welfare is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Newark Covenantian economy, worth 791 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,321 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,560 per year while the poor average 2,872, a ratio of 107 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, military funding has been stripped back, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newark Covenant's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Newark Covenant is ranked 226,095^th in the world and 412^th in 0000 for Safest, scoring 26.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.