The Colonial Republic of New Dornalia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nadine Huntleigh-MacIntyre with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 41.445 billion Dornalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Dornalian economy, worth an astonishing 12,558 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 303,009 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools. Crime is totally unknown. New Dornalia's national animal is the bacon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abrahamic Monotheism.

New Dornalia is ranked 8,828^th in the world and 3^rd in Grand Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.56 law-abiding acts per hour.