The Matriarchy of NataliaPoklonskaya is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kawaii Natalia with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 18.297 billion follower of Natalias are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crimea. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The a follower of Natalia economy, worth 921 trillion Monies a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,348 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and Kawaii Natalia is the self-declared God of all NataliaPoklonskaya. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NataliaPoklonskaya's national animal is the Wolf and its national religion is annexing YOU.

NataliaPoklonskaya is ranked 82,974^th in the world and 9^th in Slavija for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.1 law-abiding acts per hour.