The Dragoons Forever of Memester is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by A Tomato with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.701 billion Memesterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay and Londonium. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Memesterian economy, worth 988 trillion Memesterian Memebuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 147,543 Memesterian Memebuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime is totally unknown. Memester's national animal is the Combat Maids, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Memism.

Memester is ranked 14,972^nd in the world and 630^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.