The Dictatorship of Kim JongIl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 38.053 billion Kim JongIlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 52.9%.

The Kim JongIlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 41,331 Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim JongIl's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kim JongIl is ranked 106,559^th in the world and 30^th in United States for Most Beautiful Environments, with 556.86 pounds of wildlife per square mile.