WA Delegate (non-executive): The American Dream of Architeuthis (elected 106 days ago)
Founder: The Republic of Marquis de Lafayette
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in United States
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, United States is ranked 14,624th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
|1.||The United States of The Eighth Circuit||Compulsory Consumerist State||“It's All About Jurisdiction!”|
|2.||The Armed Republic of Borderline Lazy||Compulsory Consumerist State||“F**k Off!”|
|3.||The Overseas Territory of El Villa||Anarchy||“Liberty by Law”|
|4.||The Democratic Republic of Poydras||Capitalizt||“Trading freedom for security will get you neither.”|
|5.||The Conglomerate of Corporate Infidels||Capitalizt||“Consume.”|
|6.||The Regularity of Two Poops Magoo||Democratic Socialists||“Guess how many times I pooped today.”|
|7.||The BS Detector of October Surprise||Psychotic Dictatorship||“SURPRISE!”|
|8.||The Colony of Gell-Bronx||Corporate Police State||“PPffffffttt!”|
|9.||The Bitter Twang of Lemon Chicken||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Pucker up.”|
|10.||The All-American Whimsy of Orion Nebula||Psychotic Dictatorship||“In the heart or in the head I won't stay dead”|
- 1 day ago: The Commonwealth of Pennsylvaniax departed this region for The Pennsylvania.
- 1 day 1 hour ago: The Commonwealth of Pennsylvaniac departed this region for The Pennsylvania.
- 1 day 1 hour ago: The Commonwealth of The Pennsylvania departed this region for The Pennsylvania.
- 1 day 21 hours ago: The Commonwealth of The Pennsylvania arrived from The East Pacific.
- 3 days 1 hour ago: The Commonwealth of Pennsylvaniac arrived from Vishnuland.
- 5 days ago: The Commonwealth of Pennsylvaniax arrived from Vishnuland.
- 9 days ago: The United States of The-West-Coast departed this region for The Pacific.
- 12 days ago: The United States of The-West-Coast arrived from California.
- 12 days ago: The United States Principality of Paddium of the region Golden Antarctica proposed constructing embassies.
- 14 days ago: Can-american union ceased to exist.
United States Regional Message Board
I think all this bitching about tumblr and reddit crap is just old people complaining about these damn kids today and their rockeroller music and fancy tellyphones. The world is getting more tolerant and this makes old people freak out. Once they die things will be better, although by then the old school tumblits will be complaining about whatever new thing is happening that they don't understand because they are now old and have lost the ability to adapt and think critically about things.
Why does my confusion offend you?
Can't we all just get along for a nominal fee of $9.95!
Those were the best 3304 days of my life.
greetings yanks... a couple months back i telegrammed newman to get him to kick out 50% of the yanks the day he was wa delegate... the obese yank didn't even respond... i may have to drop my support for Rantchess in France after all of these years and become wa delegate here and eject all the yanks...
I am so svelt and fit I must be French.
"Indian tribes ceased to exist."
That sounds about right.
We alive and well. Go Home Paleface!