United States RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The American Dream of Architeuthis (elected 106 days ago)

Founder: The Republic of Marquis de Lafayette

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Welcome to United States, a fair and balanced region where all opinions are tolerated as long as you follow the rules. Immigrants are welcome although they must behave themselves. Do unto others and we will get along great. Free pie is available at the Welcome Desk and our bathrooms are clean and cool.

Embassies: France, Africa, NAACP, Liberia, BLACK POWER, United Empire of Islam, and Iran.

Tags: Large and Featured.

Regional Power: Very High

United States contains 85 nations, the 151st most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Shortest Average Lifespan in United States

Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.

As a region, United States is ranked 14,624th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United States of The Eighth CircuitCompulsory Consumerist State“It's All About Jurisdiction!”
2.The Armed Republic of Borderline LazyCompulsory Consumerist State“F**k Off!”
3.The Overseas Territory of El VillaAnarchy“Liberty by Law”
4.The Democratic Republic of PoydrasCapitalizt“Trading freedom for security will get you neither.”
5.The Conglomerate of Corporate InfidelsCapitalizt“Consume.”
6.The Regularity of Two Poops MagooDemocratic Socialists“Guess how many times I pooped today.”
7.The BS Detector of October SurprisePsychotic Dictatorship“SURPRISE!”
8.The Colony of Gell-BronxCorporate Police State“PPffffffttt!”
9.The Bitter Twang of Lemon ChickenPsychotic Dictatorship“Pucker up.”
10.The All-American Whimsy of Orion NebulaPsychotic Dictatorship“In the heart or in the head I won't stay dead”
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I think all this bitching about tumblr and reddit crap is just old people complaining about these damn kids today and their rockeroller music and fancy tellyphones. The world is getting more tolerant and this makes old people freak out. Once they die things will be better, although by then the old school tumblits will be complaining about whatever new thing is happening that they don't understand because they are now old and have lost the ability to adapt and think critically about things.

Why does my confusion offend you?

Post self-deleted by Corporate Infidels.

Can't we all just get along for a nominal fee of $9.95!

Those were the best 3304 days of my life.

United States of Shaler

Hello everyone!

greetings yanks... a couple months back i telegrammed newman to get him to kick out 50% of the yanks the day he was wa delegate... the obese yank didn't even respond... i may have to drop my support for Rantchess in France after all of these years and become wa delegate here and eject all the yanks...

I am so svelt and fit I must be French.

"Indian tribes ceased to exist."

That sounds about right.

We alive and well. Go Home Paleface!

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