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WA Delegate (non-executive): The American Dream of Architeuthis (elected )

Founder: The Republic of Marquis de Lafayette

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Welcome to United States, a fair and balanced region where all opinions are tolerated as long as you follow the rules. Immigrants are welcome although they must behave themselves. Do unto others and we will get along great. Free pie is available at the Welcome Desk and our bathrooms are clean and cool.

Embassies: France, Africa, NAACP, Liberia, BLACK POWER, United Empire of Islam, and Iran.

Tags: Large and Featured.

Regional Power: Very High

United States contains 77 nations, the 158th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in United States

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

As a region, United States is ranked 10,504th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The American Dream of ArchiteuthisWA MemberCorrupt Dictatorship“I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.”
2.The Self-Evident Truth of Benjamin FranklinLeft-Leaning College State“An investment in knowledge pays the best interest. ”
3.The Armed Republic of Borderline LazyCompulsory Consumerist State“F**k Off!”
4.The Ideologically Pure Reality of Kitty Cat Meow Thousand DollarsPsychotic Dictatorship“Snooki's Pregnant.”
5.The Kingdom of TennesseeFather Knows Best State“Home of the one true Elvis; Elvis Stalin.”
6.The Good Hood of Always Bet on BlackLeft-wing Utopia“We be poppin' tags!”
7.The Queendom of Fertile MyrtleCorrupt Dictatorship“I just drank my weight in Sunny D.”
8.The Reassuring notion of The sweet release of deathLeft-wing Utopia“One day, son, this will all be over.”
9.The Empire of TrumpostanCapitalist Paradise“Make Trumpostan great again... wait... we were great?”
10.The Most Powerful Blackness of Kool Moe DeeCapitalizt“How Ya Like Me Now ?”
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We alive and well. Go Home Paleface!


In the name of Allah who is the most Merciful and Beneficent.
Assalam o Alaikum!
I hope my message finds you in the best of your health. Shawal moon has been sighted and tomorrow shall be Eid. I wish all the Muslims of United States a very Happy Eid ul Fitr.
Unfortunately, many parts of the Muslim world welcome this festival with wounded hearts and tearful eyes. The pain and situation of our brothers in these countries, particularly in Iraq, Syria, Palestine, Yemen, Egypt, Libya and Somalia, overshadow our joy. Hopefully, these blessed days will become a cause for the salvation of our brothers and a reason for humanity to be looking forward to the future in peace and security of all mankind to be looked forward to the future.
May Allah accept our good deeds, forgive our transgressions and ease the suffering of all our brothers and sisters around the globe. Remember your brothers in your prayers. Allah be with you!
The Islamic Emirate of Turkhestan,
Prime Minister of United Empire of Islam.

I hitchhiked across 3 countries without any problems. I was in the United States for 300 miles and then I was murdered. Americans want to know why the world hates them, look no further.

Corporate infidels


The police state of america

I'm the best

No people is as great and strong as the French!

This morning I had the kind of poop that future generations will sing songs about.

And then I did it again.

Nothing changes...

Try not to poop out the whole bird at once.

what make a great day in France... to watch obese yanks fighting over food steamers... those yanks love their food so much they will steal a food steamer from a little yank... did you see that obese yank trying to carry off as many food steamers as she could... only yanks need multi able food steamers because of the amount of food they gorge on... in France we steam our food in a simple small pot... and yanks don't think i forgot about your eating holiday when yanks gorge themselves until they're sick... disgusting...

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