United States RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The American Dream of Architeuthis (elected 9 years 13 days ago)

Founder: The Republic of Marquis de Lafayette

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Welcome to United States, a fair and balanced region where all opinions are tolerated as long as you follow the rules. Immigrants are welcome although they must behave themselves. Do unto others and we will get along great. Free pie is available at the Welcome Desk and our bathrooms are clean and cool.

Embassies: France, Africa, NAACP, Liberia, BLACK POWER, The Communist Coalition, United Empire of Islam, and Iran.

Tags: Large and Featured.

Regional Power: Very High

United States contains 78 nations, the 143rd most in the world.


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As a region, United States is ranked 6,710th in the world for Most Devout.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United Kingdom of Paperwhite OmriInoffensive Centrist Democracy“If it sells, it is art.”
2.The American Dream of ArchiteuthisWA MemberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.”
3.The Enlightened French Utopia of ChaourceCorrupt Dictatorship“Greeetings, Earthlings. We are from France.”
4.The Condimental Superiority of French DressingDemocratic Socialists“That extra zing.”
5.The Democratic Republic of COASTER RICAWA MemberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The nation where a Roller Coaster is freedom!”
6.The Good Hood of Always Bet on BlackLeft-wing Utopia“We be poppin' tags!”
7.The Boundless Vault of Batroc the LeaperCorrupt Dictatorship“Very clevair, mon capitaine! But not clevair enough!”
8.The Principality of Uncle RemusWA MemberLiberal Democratic Socialists“Song of the south”
9.The Early French Chief of Sitting BullDemocratic Socialists“It is not necessary for eagles to be crows.”
10.The Inevitable Victory of The InsurgencyIron Fist Consumerists“We've got nothing but time.”
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Why would there be no United States of America if not for the French?

The united states talker

64 days ago

There now are 4 great topics for discussion:

on #4: I personally would like to thank the French, if not for them we would all have terrible teeth like the Brits.

The French have the finest teeth in the world. We soak them in the finest wines and cheeses and are therefore beautiful and humble and slim.

today is the day the yanks gorge themselves with food until they nearly explode... this is one of the reasons the yanks have a extremely high morbid obesity rate... a eating holiday, i have never heard of a eating holiday in any other country except for the united states... in France we have NO eating holidays which keeps the French long and lean... speaking of long and lean, we are experts in the art of TiVo-ing women...

Unfortunately for us, the French deny us entry into the highly competitive French eating market, which we seek to make highly competitive by introducing it to them. If only they could let us write up our own contract and have it blindly signed. But non! The French are so resilient with their no eating holiday policy. Sacrebleu!

If you do a thing and then you do it again, the number of times you have done that thing is two. Two times.

You only die once.

Corporate Infidels would like to make the United States region aware that we do not condone dying more than once. It is costly to our businesses and frankly, the taxpayers don't wish to pay for more than one visit by the emergency medical crew.

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